Brewis: Someone, like, petrol-bombed my dad's car. And there are po po everywhere!
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Pest: Big alien gorilla wolf motherfuckers. I swear.
Ron: No idea. Not a bloody clue. Maybe there was a party at the zoo, and a monkey fucked a fish.
Jerome: This is too much madness to explain in one text!
Ron: It smells like a shit did a shit.
I know them. They're my neighbors. They protected me. Pest: Moses, brother! Can you hear that? That's for you, man.
Probs: No one is going to call you Mayhem if you keep acting like such a pussy!
Brewis: I know my civil liberties, I'm a member of fucking amnesty!
Brewis: Believe me, I'd go out there myself if I wasn't so profoundly stoned.
Pest: That's an alien bruv, believe it.
Pest: I've got nice boxers on. Genuine Calvin Klein. Fresh today.
Biggz: It was like some Gears of War thing!
Hi-Hatz: I was gonna make you. Now I'm gonna dead you. This is MY block!
Brewis: Someone, like, petrol-bombed my dad's car. And there are po po everywhere!
Jerome: I'd like to see the brother who's going to fight that.
Biggz: I'm killing 'em, I'm killing 'em straight.
Pest: Big alien gorilla wolf motherfuckers. I swear.
Jerome: This is too much madness to explain in one text!
Ron: It smells like a shit did a shit.
Probs: No one is going to call you Mayhem if you keep acting like such a pussy!
Brewis: I know my civil liberties, I'm a member of fucking amnesty!
Brewis: Believe me, I'd go out there myself if I wasn't so profoundly stoned.
Brewis: The fuck was that for?
Pest: That's an alien bruv, believe it.
Pest: I've got nice boxers on. Genuine Calvin Klein. Fresh today.
Biggz: It was like some Gears of War thing!
Hi-Hatz: I was gonna make you. Now I'm gonna dead you. This is MY block!
Brewis: Someone, like, petrol-bombed my dad's car. And there are po po everywhere!
Jerome: I'd like to see the brother who's going to fight that.
Biggz: I'm killing 'em, I'm killing 'em straight.
Sam: Hi mum!
Sam: Follow me!
Ron: No idea. Not a bloody clue. Maybe there was a party at the zoo, and a monkey fucked a fish.
Sam: What's Ron's weed room? Brewis: It's a big room! Full of weed. And it's Ron's.
Pest: You're quite fit you know? Have you got a boyfriend? Sam: Yeah. Pest: You sure about him? Where is he? Cos he ain't exactly lookin' out for you tonight. Sam: He's in Ghana. Pest: You going out with an African then? Sam: No... he... he's helping children. Volunteers for the Red Cross. Pest: Oh... is it? Why can't he help children in Britain? Not exotic enough is it? Don't get a nice suntan. Tsst.
Sam: We should call the police. Pest: You'd be better off calling the Ghostbusters love.
Dimples: What kind of alien, out of all the places in the whole wide world, would invade some shitty council estate in south London? Dennis: One that's lookin' for a fight!
Biggz: Hurry up guys, we gotta catch 'em all! Pest: Calm down Biggz, this ain't Pokémon!
Sam: I know them. They're my neighbors. They protected me. Pest: Moses, brother! Can you hear that? That's for you, man.
Sam: Get out of my fucking flat! Sam: I said, get out! Moses: Yo, snitch. Calm yourself. This ain't about you no more. Sam: Come anywhere near me, and I swear I will scream this fucking block down! Jerome: There's worse things out there to be scared of than us, tonight! Trust it! Dennis: Hey, bruv. I saw her ID card thing. She's a nurse, innit? Pest: Help me, then! I need this leg. I need it to be able to run away from them things! Sam: You think I'm going to help you? After you attacked me and robbed me, and then set those dogs on the police? Dennis: Yes to the first two, no to the last one. Pest: Dogs? What kind of dogs those? Dogs with no eyes? Dogs the size of gorillas? You think them things are dogs? Go out there and try feeding them some Pedigree Chum! They're ALIENS, luv! Sam: Whatever the fuck they are, they're not fucking aliens! Dennis: You swear too much, man. Pest: Yeah, you got a potty mouth, man. Jerome: Look, whatever they are, they're inside the Block now. They're after everyone. Dennis: Yeah. We're on the same side, man. Get it?
Brewis: Well, whatever it is, you're covered in it and it seems to be piquing the interest of a rather hostile alien species. I'm just saying... maybe if you took those clothes off, they wouldn't know we're here. Pest: You fancy him or something? Are you trying to get him naked?
Moses: It was an accident bruv... Pest: Nah nah nah, trust bruv! There's bare creatures chasin' us! Big alien gorilla wolf mother fuckers! I swear! Some creature fell from outer space then jumped Moses and he bored it and now its brethren have come down in force blood! Then Moses got shiffed by the feds and them things attacked the bully van and savaged the bluefoot so we jacked the van and... we's running for our lives right now cuz, believe! Hi-Hatz: Jack a bully van, crash it into my whip, then chat shit about aliens to me? Tonks: This is makin me nervous blood, that boy's still cuffed you know, police is gonna be all over this... Hi-Hatz: You tryin' to snake me? Hi-Hatz: You bringin' arms to me now? You tryin' to murk me? You want war with me? Pest: Listen to me cuz! I'm not even lyin'! If we was makin' it up, don't you think we'd make up something better than aliens? Hi-Hatz: Say that word one more time...
Sam: Tell me if this hurts Pest: Try me. Pest: Owwwwww! Hurts! Sam: How about this? Pest: hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts!
