David Abbott: Okay. Fine. I was wasted but, still, I shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
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David Abbott: Okay. Fine. I was wasted but, still, I shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
Jack Houriskey: Oh, God, David, the felonies just keep pilin' up!
Abby Brody: Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?
Elizabeth Masterson: I may have been a lonely, homewrecking whore, but I saved lives!
Elizabeth Masterson: I think if you could ever really touch me, I might wake up from all of this.
Jack Houriskey: God made alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Darryl: Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this this cancer-causing ray of spirit-hate searing right towards your body.
David Abbott: I'm... I'm sorry that I said you're dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very... light.
Darryl: Yo, do you have like a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here. Could really use a CO-la.
Jack Houriskey: Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
David Abbott: Help her! Elizabeth! No! Elizabeth!
Darryl: Wow, major red aura. Somebody's embarrassed!
Elizabeth Masterson: The only thing to do was to burn my scores and drink margaritas - lots and lots of margaritas.
Jack Houriskey: Dave, Dave, what the hell are you doing? This isn't a sale, man!
Katrina: I'd get on the phone and I'd be, like, "Hello, Osama, communism is so over, like, give your people toilet paper."
Jack Houriskey: Why? David Abbott: Because I love her. I love her. David Abbott: I do. I love you. Elizabeth Masterson: No one's ever said that to me before.
David Abbott: Okay. Fine. I was wasted but, still, I shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
Abby Brody: Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?
Jack Houriskey: Oh, God, David, the felonies just keep pilin' up!
Elizabeth Masterson: How do I know you? David Abbott: Maybe from your dreams Elizabeth Masterson: It wasn't a dream David Abbott: No
Elizabeth Masterson: I may have been a lonely, homewrecking whore, but I saved lives!
Elizabeth Masterson: I think if you could ever really touch me, I might wake up from all of this.
Jack Houriskey: God made alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Father Flanagan: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Elizabeth Masterson: He can't even see me. David Abbott: A little more left! Elizabeth Masterson: You're mopping that up.
Darryl: Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this this cancer-causing ray of spirit-hate searing right towards your body.
David Abbott: I'm... I'm sorry that I said you're dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very... light.
Darryl: Yo, do you have like a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here. Could really use a CO-la.
Jack Houriskey: Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
Elizabeth Masterson: I guess you got my job. Brett Rushton: Yeah. I think I've earned it. I deserve it. Elizabeth Masterson: Is it everything you thought it would be? Brett Rushton: It is. Brett Rushton: And it's time to upgrade from the 330 to the 740. I'm goin' to the dealer tonight. Brett Rushton: Oh, hold on. It's Walsh. I have to take this. Hello? Really? You want me to do it?. No, but... Sure, of course I can. Brett Rushton: Dude, did you know I can get a built-in jack for my iPod? Elizabeth Masterson: Did you know there's people out there dying? I'm in a coma, have you noticed? Brett Rushton: I know. Sweet!
Elizabeth Masterson: Ooo! She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "all aboard." David Abbott: Really? Elizabeth Masterson: In three languages.
Mr. Clarke: Will you marry me? Elizabeth Masterson: Of course, Mr. Clarke... Elizabeth Masterson: ...but first we need to find you a robe.
David Abbott: Help her! Elizabeth! No! Elizabeth!
David Abbott: Uh, we were... romantic... with each other. Fran: What do you mean? David Abbott: You know, boyfriend and girlfriend. Fran: I know what... "romantic" means...
David Abbott: It's not my fault you're the way you are. I just want you out of my house. Elizabeth Masterson: YOU get out! David Abbott: Whoa! David Abbott: Rest in peace. David Abbott: Oh! Elizabeth Masterson: I'm not leaving.
Nurse Maria: Elizabeth... Elizabeth Masterson: How long was I out? Nurse Maria: Um, about six minutes. Elizabeth Masterson: Thanks. I'll be right there. Nurse Maria: Okay, I'll be outside.
Grace: This place is heaven. It's been photographed for magazines. David Abbott: Yeah, uh, I-I think I told you I was gonna need something furnished. Grace: Well, it IS furnished. David Abbott: Where's the couch?
Darryl: Righteous.
Elizabeth Masterson: What'd you do to my phone?
Darryl: Wow, major red aura. Somebody's embarrassed!
David Abbott: Rest in peace
David Abbott: Darryl! Darryl: Dude! David Abbott: Yeah. Darryl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the spirit's with you, isn't it? Can't bring that thing in here. What're you thinking, bro? David Abbott: Listen, man, you were right about her. She's alive. Darryl: Righteous. David Abbott: But she's in a coma and her family's gonna take her off of life support. Darryl: Not so righteous. So, what, are you guys socializing now? David Abbott: We've... acclimated. Darryl: Yeah, I can tell. In fact, I'm sensing some intense feelings she has for YOU, bro. David Abbott: Really? Elizabeth Masterson: No, I don't. Darryl: Ooo, major red aura. SOMEBODY's embarrassed.
Elizabeth Masterson: So, we have an address, a dry cleaning ticket and a book of matches. You know what that means? David Abbott: We could start a very small fire?
Abby Brody: What are you doing? Zoe Brody: We're looking for the stick. Abby Brody: What stick? Zoe Brody: You always said she had a stick up her... Abby Brody: Stop it! Come on. TV's going to become a very dim memory to you two.
David Abbott: Let me ask you,
David Abbott: You're-you're not dead. You're alive. Elizabeth Masterson: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good. David Abbott: Well, it's way better than dead.
David Abbott: Your sister really wouldn't sign those papers, would she? Elizabeth Masterson: I don't know. I hope not. Won't even matter if I don't wake up soon. My brain activity's decreasing every day. David Abbott: Well maybe that's not such a bad thing. You're kind of a smarty-pants. No, it'll bring you down to my level.
Elizabeth Masterson: Abby, I'm completely capable of meeting men on my own. Abby Brody: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding Elizabeth Masterson: All right, I'll have you know I've already had two marriage proposals today Mr. Clarke: Marry me Elizabeth Masterson: Yes, Mr. Clarke. Yes, of course. Make that THREE.
David Abbott: Well, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person. Elizabeth Masterson: She's just bein' a good mom, tryin' to keep her kids away from a crazy guy.
Katrina: Yeah, I think there was somebody up there - oh, but she was, like, totally antisocial, you know? Elizabeth Masterson: Okay, maybe we weren't CLOSE friends. Katrina: Kind of like a cat lady but without any cats, right? Elizabeth Masterson: Okay, I think we're done here.
David Abbott: I've told her to walk to the light. She won't do it Elizabeth Masterson: That's because there is no light. God, you're infuriating!
David Abbott: You saved lives. Elizabeth Masterson: Yeah... including my own. I saved my life... for later. I just... I never thought there wouldn't be a later.
David Abbott: Ugh! Why are you still here? Elizabeth Masterson: A scary question, I have no idea.
David Abbott: You ate here a lot? Elizabeth Masterson: No. David Abbott: No. Elizabeth Masterson: I never did. I remember looking in that window and wishing I could eat in here. David Abbott: What, were you a homeless street urchin?
