Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly.
Zach Cooper: Not friendly! Definitely not friendly!
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Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly. Zach Cooper: Not friendly! Definitely not friendly!
He's a big teddy bear. Hannah: Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.
Slappy: You have the right to remain... silent.
R.L. Stine: All the monsters I've ever created are locked inside these books. But when they open...
Zach Cooper: Yes, Zach, follow the stranger into the woods.
Hannah: There you are. Are you okay? You look like you just saw a ghost.
Slappy: Sorry, folks! I'd slow down but I can't reach the brakes! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Slappy: You have the right to remain... silent.
R.L. Stine: All the monsters I've ever created are locked inside these books. But when they open...
Slappy: Who are you calling "dummy"?
Zach Cooper: Yes, Zach, follow the stranger into the woods.
Hannah: There you are. Are you okay? You look like you just saw a ghost.
Slappy: Sorry, folks! I'd slow down but I can't reach the brakes! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Zach Cooper: Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly. Zach Cooper: Not friendly! Definitely not friendly!
R.L. Stine: What are you doing? Get me out! R.L. Stine: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going!
Zach Cooper: He's a big teddy bear. Hannah: Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.
R.L. Stine: What are you doing here? Go home! Zach Cooper: No! No, no. Not until you explain what's going on. R.L. Stine: No, no, no. I can't explain it! Zach Cooper: We were almost eaten by Frosty the Snowman, which should be impossible, by the way. So try. R.L. Stine: Okay, look! Where do I begin? When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends. Monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize my neighbourhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day... they actually... became... real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe, but when they open, well, you've just seen what happens. Champ: I'm allergic to dust mites. R.L. Stine: What's your point? Champ: I'm just saying, I have allergies too, so I understand.
Hannah: So, why'd you move to Madison? Zach Cooper: Well, my mom said to me: "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" And I said: "Can we please move to Madison, Delaware? That'd be my dream." Hannah: Are you always this sarcastic? Zach Cooper: Always. That's a strong word. Not always. Usually.
Officer Stevens: Do you have any idea what the penalty is for filing a false police report? Officer Brooks: Three years! Officer Stevens: Yeah, close. It... actually, it's a written warning.
Hannah: Come on, open the book. Zach Cooper: Hannah, there's something that you need to know and you're not gonna... Hannah: Open the book, Zach. Zach Cooper: No, no. You don't understand. If we open the book, that means... Hannah: It means I'll be stuck on a shelf someplace forever. Zach Cooper: You knew? Hannah: How many sweet sixteens can one girl have? Zach, it's time to move on. Now open the book, scaredy-cat.
Slappy: Slappy's not happy! R.L. Stine: And neither is Stine! Stupid dummy!
Hannah: Smooth. Hannah: So you're the new neighbor? Zach Cooper: Yeah. Nice to meet you. Hannah: How long was the drive from New York? Hannah: No. I can just tell by the pretty hat that you have. Zach Cooper: Oh, no. This... no. Zach Cooper: This is... this is actually a gift from my aunt. Hannah: It's also a gift for me and everyone who gets to see you wearing it. Zach Cooper: I'm Zach, by the way. Hannah: I'm Hannah. R.L. Stine: Hannah! Hannah: I gotta go. Zach Cooper: Good talk. Zach Cooper: Hi! Hey, we're just moving in. Zach Cooper: Just... just me and my mom. Zach Cooper: This hat was a gift. R.L. Stine: You see that fence? R.L. Stine: Do you see the fence? Zach Cooper: Uh, yes. R.L. Stine: Stay on your side of it! R.L. Stine: You stay away from my daughter, you stay away from me... and we won't have a problem. Zach Cooper: Well, just met our neighbor. He's a big teddy bear.
Zach Cooper: Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors. Hannah: We cannot let the monsters inside.
Zach Cooper: So, how did you... Hannah: The cellar doors. I disconnected the alarm months ago. Zach Cooper: Jeez... and I thought my house was a prison. Hannah: You should try being homeschooled.
R.L. Stine: That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp. He can smell my scent. R.L. Stine: No, it's not working. I have to hide.
Champ: Why'd you come up with something so freaky? R.L. Stine: I just have a knack for it, I guess. R.L. Stine: Oh, no! My Wagoneer! I had such low mileage on it.
