Laura Pickler: I plan on proudly bearing his children. Brooke Swinkowski: So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!
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Brooke Swinkowski: Bob, I'm gonna shit on the hood of your car.
'The Boy from Battle Creek' narrator: But no-one could imagine the show-stopper the boy from Battle Creek would pull out this year: A life-size replica of The Last Supper, that the Des Moines Register called "Better than the original."
Laura Pickler: How dare you bring Oprah into this?
Laura Pickler: And Camp Butter... it doesn't just organize itself!
Brooke Swinkowski: Bob, I'm gonna shit on the hood of your car.
'The Boy from Battle Creek' narrator: But no-one could imagine the show-stopper the boy from Battle Creek would pull out this year: A life-size replica of The Last Supper, that the Des Moines Register called "Better than the original."
Laura Pickler: How dare you bring Oprah into this?
Laura Pickler: And Camp Butter... it doesn't just organize itself!
Brooke Swinkowski: Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing? Laura Pickler: Absolutely. Brooke Swinkowski: Excellent. Brooke Swinkowski: It's on, cunt! Carol Ann: I haven't heard that word since my dad died.
Brooke Swinkowski: Fuck you, Bob. Bob: No. Thank you. We have plenty of steak knives.
Brooke Swinkowski: I know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky-ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you now. Destiny: OK. Brooke Swinkowski: You're a good girl. Ethan: I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, OK?
Laura Pickler: I plan on proudly bearing his children. Brooke Swinkowski: So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!
Laura Pickler: You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Bob: I sleep on the couch *every* night.
Brooke Swinkowski: You're the only man that cares about me. Bob: That's not true. I'm sure there's plenty of men who like you. Your father cares about you, right? Brooke Swinkowski: My father raped me. Bob: Oh my God! Brooke Swinkowski: I just, I need someone to take care of me. Someone who understands me, someone who will love me. Brooke Swinkowski: Not just someone to pay my rent--which by the way, comes to $560 a month, plus utilities.
Kaitlen: God, I hate people! I can't wait 'til everyone dies from global warming. Brooke Swinkowski: Right, do you know where your dad keeps his money?
Destiny: They were homeschoolers, which always spells trouble. Mrs. Moore: And then, God cast down the angels, and they fell to Earth, which is where dinosaur bones come from.
Bob: My wife controls the checkbook. Brooke Swinkowski: Your wife, Bob? I can't believe you're gonna let your wife come between us? I thought you had morals.
Brooke Swinkowski: I know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky-ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you now. Destiny: Okay. Brooke Swinkowski: You're a good girl. Ethan: I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, okay?
Laura Pickler: You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Bob: I sleep on the couch every night.
Laura Pickler: There's Advil in the kitchen for your penis.
