Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough
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Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough
Peter Gaulke: Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.
Peter Gaulke: Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.
Dick: You say "Dick", I come runnin'.
Peter Gaulke: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.
Peter Gaulke: Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.
Junior: Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.
Fred Wolf: Wow. I'm just blown away by how violent that was.
Fred Wolf: You like your name? You like Dick?
Junior: You ever let your dog lick your name?
Junior: Does your name ever shrink because you go in cold waters?
Cooker: Does your name ever get hard in the morning?
Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough
Peter Gaulke: Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.
Peter Gaulke: Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.
Peter Gaulke: Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.
Dick: You say "Dick", I come runnin'.
Peter Gaulke: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.
Junior: Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.
Fred Wolf: Wow. I'm just blown away by how violent that was.
Fred Wolf: You like your name? You like Dick?
Junior: You ever let your dog lick your name?
Junior: Does your name ever shrink because you go in cold waters?
Cooker: Does your name ever get hard in the morning?
Peter Gaulke: Luckily, we caught that on tape so that man will be honored. Ed Lawson: You want to honor the man by showing him being killed by an alligator on your wildlife show?
Conservationist: What are you doing? Cooker: I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying.
Peter Gaulke: Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined. Brown bears bloves fishing. Brown... Brown bears bloves... God, why am I having so much trouble saying brown... Fred Wolf: Maybe it's the two b's in brown bears. Try something different. Peter Gaulke: I got it. I'm ready. Okay. Red bears love fish. Debbie: Pete, you're late for your meeting with Lawson down at KPIP. Peter Gaulke: Deb, we're in the middle of a recording session. So every fucking thing you say is going down on tape. Debbie: Oh, right, like you guys ever care about that crap?
Cheryl: You guys! I have been tracking you for hours! Why did you leave me back there? Peter Gaulke: Well, we... we thought you ran off with Gus Hayden. Cheryl: You really think I'd do that? Fred Wolf: Yeah. Cheryl: Gross! I'd want to fuck even you guys before I'd want to fuck him!
Peter Gaulke: I should've never hired you! Cooker: That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard in my life!
Whitaker: Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know? Cooker: That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.
Fred Wolf: We got fog rolling in, man. Peter Gaulke: It's not fog. Milas, can you help me out here? Milas: For god's sake Junior, just sit the bong down!
Peter Gaulke: I need you to take an inventory of everything's that left, okay? Go! Now! Whitaker: Uh, okay. We got one sleeping bag, so I think we're pretty much fucked.
Fred Wolf: Why don't you, eh, go make a Blues album? Peter Gaulke: Yeah, you could call it 'Im a poor little sad sack'.
Bill Calhoun: Pierson may have the map and a three days head start, but that won't be enough. Peter Gaulke: Thanks. Bill Calhoun: Cause now you have the map and I'm gonna give you a little something extra. His name is Gus Hayden. Peter Gaulke: You are shitting me! You know Bigfoot's name?
