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雖然像是癡人說夢，但這一切卻是真實的。
Paul Kemp: Oscar Wilde once said, "Nowadays, people know the price of everything, and the value of nothing."
Sala: Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment.
Mr. Zimburger: There's no such thing as a liberal. A liberal is a commie with a college education thinking negro thoughts.
Paul Kemp: I tend to avoid alcohol. When I can.
Paul Kemp: Why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her.
Paul Kemp: Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet!
Paul Kemp: Beasts of obesity. Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow. The great whites. Probably the most dangerous creatures on earth.
Sala: You're high, you fool! Drink some rum.
Moburg: Why don't you go die a slow and agonizingly painful death?
Paul Kemp: Do you smell it? It's the smell of bastards. It's also the smell of truth.
Sala: I have fear! You're giving me fear!
Paul Kemp: I don't know how to write like me.
Paul Kemp: We'll nail this bastard to his own front door.
Lotterman: It's a schizoid society, Kemp. They got two languages, two flags, two loyalties, two anthems... we bring 'em stuff they never had: they either hate it or they want more of it. It's a reluctant part of America; it's like an England with tropical fruit.
Paul Kemp: Oscar Wilde once said, "Nowadays, people know the price of everything, and the value of nothing."
Sala: Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment.
Mr. Zimburger: There's no such thing as a liberal. A liberal is a commie with a college education thinking negro thoughts.
Paul Kemp: Why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her.
Paul Kemp: Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet!
Paul Kemp: Beasts of obesity. Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow. The great whites. Probably the most dangerous creatures on earth.
Sala: You're high, you fool! Drink some rum.
Moburg: Why don't you go die a slow and agonizingly painful death?
Paul Kemp: Do you smell it? It's the smell of bastards. It's also the smell of truth.
Paul Kemp: I don't know how to write like me.
Lotterman: It's a schizoid society, Kemp. They got two languages, two flags, two loyalties, two anthems... we bring 'em stuff they never had: they either hate it or they want more of it. It's a reluctant part of America; it's like an England with tropical fruit.
Sala: I have fear! You're giving me fear!
Sala: Ride yourself a trade wind...
Paul Kemp: We'll nail this bastard to his own front door.
Paul Kemp: I thought you said you had a TV. Sala: No, the guy across the alley has a TV. I have binoculars.
Paul Kemp: What's your name? Chenault: Let's keep that a secret. Paul Kemp: But I don't even know it. Chenault: Then you'll keep it even better.
Paul Kemp: So many hotels you can't see the sea. Lotterman: You can see the sea by checking into the hotels. Paul Kemp: Pay to see the sea? Lotterman: What's the matter with that? You're paying to be in the dream...
Lotterman: How much do you drink? Paul Kemp: I suppose at the upper end of social.
Moburg: Two of the best scoops you ever had came out of my brain and you'd better moderate your language or I'll go elsewhere. Lotterman: Elsewhere where? You couldn't get work as a fly repellent. You're worthless, Moburg. The last onion in the jar.
Lotterman: Say, you're not .uuh. artistic, are you Kemp? Paul Kemp: Oh no Lotterman: Y'might wanna rethink those menthol cigarettes
Paul Kemp: (About Nixon in the debate with JFK) How long can this blizzard of shame go on? Paul Kemp: Look at this ingrate besotted with his own righteousness.
Paul Kemp: Lies like he breathes. lmagine spending your entire life lying.
Moburg: lf the Bible's God's book, why didn't He give it to everyone?
Paul Kemp: We give more money to parking meters than we do to kids to eat.
