Jack Devine: Sorry to hear about Sasha. I know you were close to that bitch.
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Jack Devine: Sorry to hear about Sasha. I know you were close to that bitch.
Hollywood Boulevard Type: Here's the kicker. It's an election day. And he can't vote because he's got no head.
Jack Devine: Sorry to hear about Sasha. I know you were close to that bitch.
Hollywood Boulevard Type: Here's the kicker. It's an election day. And he can't vote because he's got no head.
Fanny Nash: You do not wanna eat lunch off my ass. Fanny Nash: You wanna eat lunch off my ass? I thought you were kosher.
Steven Schats: Your wife did the hair on Jaws? That's one of my favorite movies. Joe Devine: Mine, too. Steven Schats: Did it bother her that Quint always wore a hat? Joe Devine: Well, they had some words, yeah. Steven Schats: That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi. Joe Devine: I never really thought of it that way before.
Joe Devine: Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times. Steven Schats: Why have you seen that? Joe Devine: I used to produce music videos.
Joe Devine: What are you gonna do to me? Ed Rossi, Jr.: Movie starts in three minutes. If you don't tell us where the money is, we're gonna cut your fingers off during the opening credits. Wally Kamin: Titles. Credits come at the end of the movies. Titles come first. Ed Rossi, Jr.: Fine. Titles. We're gonna cut 'em off during the fuckin' titles.
Funeral Director: Joe, from the beautiful words you've written, it's clear to me that Sasha wasn't just a great dog. She was a great friend. Funeral Director: "Sasha was loyal, she was compassionate, and she loved to shake."
Tommy Sanz: It's my face, Willie. The guys back home can't stand to look at me. I thought after the second surgery things would change. Willie Gratzo: Did you talk to that plastic surgeon? Tommy Sanz: He said he wanted to take skin from my ass cheeks and put it on my face. I beat that cocksucker with his own chair.
Lonnie Bosco: Where's the meeting? Steven Schats: Musso & Frank's. Lonnie Bosco: You're in luck! I got a blow job at Musso & Frank's.
Joe Devine: Steven, my name isn't Diamond. It's Wells. Steven Schats: Wells? I thought it was Diamond. Joe Devine: No. Joe Wells. That's my name. Steven Schats: But you said it was Diamond. Joe Devine: No, it's Wells. It's always been Wells. It's a common mistake.
Valerie Weston: I'm gonna go home, Steven. That's right. I'm serious. Because of you, I'm gonna get gangbanged, Steven. Gangbanged in Woodland Hills. Steven Schats: A lot of great actresses started out in porn.
Joe Devine: Hello, Steven. My wife didn't drown in a Jacuzzi. Sasha was my dog's name, and she killed herself because I was never home. My real name is Joe Devine. Steven Schats: Yeah, I know who you are. I saw the movie. And, by the way, I thought Tom Berenger captured you beautifully.
