George Newton: No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me.
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George Newton: No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me.
George Newton: We are "people" people here. I mean, we are goldfish people, uh, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.
Emily Newton: I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress.
Alice Newton: Beethoven made this house real. He put the dents in it.
Emily Newton: I love you, too. Thanks Beethoven, you saved my life but you better go home now.Mom said to stay in the back yard.
Devonia Pest: You kids might be an interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra.
Brad: We want to get in bed with Newton Auto Air Freshners!
Brad: Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they?
Dr. Varnick: You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should have left well enough alone.
Dr. Varnick: This must be Beethoven. He's a magnificent animal. Magnificent! Magnificent!
Brad: You know, we're fine on our own. You don't have to "entertain" us.
Ted Newton: Dad, turn your lights off, haven't you ever followed someone at night before?
Alice Newton: Honey, you sure you wanna signne-wignee right now?
Dr. Varnick: These were scientific investigations!
Emily Newton: Dog killer.
George Newton: No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me.
George Newton: We are "people" people here. I mean, we are goldfish people, uh, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.
Emily Newton: I hope Beethoven slimes that lady's dress.
Alice Newton: Beethoven made this house real. He put the dents in it.
Harvey: I've stepped in the beam.
Devonia Pest: You kids might be an interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra.
Brad: We want to get in bed with Newton Auto Air Freshners!
Brad: Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they?
Dr. Varnick: You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should have left well enough alone.
Dr. Varnick: This must be Beethoven. He's a magnificent animal. Magnificent! Magnificent!
Brad: You know, we're fine on our own. You don't have to "entertain" us.
Ted Newton: Dad, turn your lights off, haven't you ever followed someone at night before?
Emily Newton: I love you, too. Thanks Beethoven, you saved my life but you better go home now.Mom said to stay in the back yard.
George: I really don't like our dog. Alice: I really don't like those people, George. I don't trust them. I don't want their money. I know my opinion doesn't matter, but I'm not interested in expanding. If I had been home instead of helping you impress those morons, Emily wouldn't have fallen in the pool. And I'm not re-entering the work force, George. You're gonna have to do this on your own. And you will. Somehow, you'll make your fortune. And tucked away behind you deep in the shadows will be me and the kids. George: That's how you see me. Suddenly, I'm a lousy husband and father. Everything was just fine until Beethoven came into our lives. I've tried to be patient, but I've had it. The dog has to go. Alice: I'm proud of Beethoven. Those two idiots insulted your kids, they treated me like dirt, and he was the only one of us who had the nerve to give them the ride they deserved. I'm going to bed. George: My dream's going down the drain, and you're worried about a dog. Alice: Your family's going down the drain, and you're worried about a dream.
Alice Newton: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names. Emily Newton: He's got one of those, I looked. Alice Newton: I'm sure he does but I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out. Emily Newton: But that's what you call Uncle Richard.
Alice Newton: George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though. George Newton: First snarl, any kind of weirdness and he's gone. Alice Newton: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?
Reporter: Have you always been a dog lover? George Newton: Um, well, maybe not. Not as much as-as now, thank you.
Alice Newton: Just change your pants, George. George Newton: I'm gonna change my pants, Alice. But if I change my pants, I gotta change my jacket! If I change my jacket, I gotta change my shirt! If I change my shirt, I gotta change my tie! I hafta change my belt! I gotta change my shoes! I gotta change my socks! Alice Newton: Just change your pants, George.
George Newton: Where's my dog? Dr. Varnick: I don't have to answer your questions. You ordered that dog destroyed and it was done. Now get out. Dr. Varnick: You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
George Newton: We can't have a dog. We can't have a dog! Alice Newton: Honey, you can't show a child a puppy and then take it away two minutes later. George Newton: I didn't show a child a puppy. It's obviously lost. You occupy the kids, I'll run it down to the pound. Alice Newton: Oh, no. No way. If the owner doesn't claim it, it'll be destroyed. I'm not going to live with that. George Newton: If we keep it, the house will be destroyed! Alice Newton: Honey, it's just a dog. Millions of people have dogs. George Newton: Oh, no, not people like me! Dogs sniff, they lick, they chew, they drool, they scratch... Alice, they have parasites. Alice Newton: Oh, God, yeah... George Newton: The kids'll lose interest, I'll have to take care of it. It'll grow to be enormous, it'll take over the yard, the bushes will die and the lawn'll look terrible and when the dog finally settles down, it'll die. And everybody will so upset, we'll have to go get another puppy, the whole thing will start all over again. You understand? Alice Newton: No, honey, could you be more specific?
Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs. Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover?
Brie: Let us take you out to dinner. Are there any good restaurants in this burg? George Newton: Ah, restaurants, uh. Alice Newton: Why don't you just come over to our house? We can barbecue. George Newton: Come to our house, we'll barbecue. Brie: Barbecue? Let's live dangerously. George Newton: Well, our food may not be great but it's not dangerous! Brad: Well, I hope it's better than this espresso!
Emily Newton: I told you he was lying! George Newton: What the hell are you trying to pull?
Ammunition Company Representative: We've developed a new type of ammunition. It explodes on contact. We'd like you to use this revolver for the tests. We want to know the extent of the damage at close range. Dr. Varnick: You want to know how messy it is. Ammunition Company Representative: I presume you can get dogs with big skulls for the tests. Newfoundlands, Great Danes, Saint Bernards. Dr. Varnick: Large dogs are difficult to come by, harder to manage. Dr. Varnick: I'm sure we'll be able to handle it.
Dr. Varnick: These were scientific investigations!
