Linda Middleton: When Dad left, I thought I would never have sex again. And I was right.
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Emily Middleton: Oh, not you. It was me. Can you kind of beat it? Cause you're a distraction.
Roger Simmons: Feel free to drink from any puddle you see. All water in the jungle is safe.
Linda Middleton: When Dad left, I thought I would never have sex again. And I was right.
Emily Middleton: Oh, not you. It was me. Can you kind of beat it? Cause you're a distraction.
Roger Simmons: Feel free to drink from any puddle you see. All water in the jungle is safe.
Linda Middleton: When Dad left, I thought I would never have sex again. And I was right.
Emily Middleton: Are things ideal, financially, right now? No. The answer is no. But will things pick up? One thousand percent.
Emily Middleton: Help me put the "fun" in non-refundable.
Emily Middleton: They're not serving up whale semen.
Linda Middleton: Oh, everybody knows you need two years to plan a vacation.
Emily Middleton: They took my phone. Oh, my God, they took my phone!
Emily Middleton: Okay, waterfalls and rainbows.
Emily Middleton: What? Do you hear yourself? Why are you a life-ruiner?
Roger Simmons: Someone order a boat with a side of adventure?
Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out! Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night. Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary. Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped. Emily Middleton: Not true. Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.
Emily Middleton: Just use the map, Mom! Linda Middleton: Oh, my God. This is a placemat from a restaurant!
Pickup Truck Driver: Okay, here's how you can help. Pull out a pen and a piece of paper. Jeffrey Middleton: Okay. Pickup Truck Driver: And write down, "If you feel the urge to call again - resist it."
Linda Middleton: Why did I ever let you talk to me into this? Emily Middleton: I should have just listened to you... I love you. Linda Middleton: This is great, but we've really got to get out of here, you know. Emily Middleton: Yeah, we need to get out of here, okay.
Lew: You know what? You're fired! Emily Middleton: What? Lew: I'm done. Emily Middleton: No, no, no. I - I - I need this job. Can you just think about this? Because, look at the other employees. Like, what about this bitch? I've never seen her do shit. You don't do shit here! Lew: She doesn't work here! Emily Middleton: Oh, okay. Hi. Thank you so much for coming in.
Emily Middleton: Look, can we just talk about this when I get back from my vacation to Ecuador? Lew: Vacation? You never even asked for time off. Emily Middleton: And I'm realizing - I'm realizing that right now.
James: How come you're here? Emily Middleton: I'm a model. I'm here, modeling.
James: I've just spent the past few weeks in Koh Pha Ngan. And my last day there I kept thinking about that quote "Man cannot discover new oceans, unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." Emily Middleton: Wow, I love - that you don't care about sounding like a weirdo.
James: I went to Egypt. I know it's kind of dangerous right now. But, I've hiked up mountains in Iran. I've run with the bulls in Spain. I've eaten poisonous blowfish in Japan. To me, *those* are the moments that make life worth living. Emily Middleton: I love everything you're saying. Your Instagram must be insane. James: Oh, well, no. I'm not really on any of those things. Emily Middleton: How can anybody see what you do? James: Well, they don't. But I get to live it.
Emily Middleton: Holy shit! Linda Middleton: What are you holy-shitting about?
Jeffrey Middleton: I'm the one that's been calling about the Middleton ladies and their situation down in South America. Let's go get 'em. What's the plan? Morgan Russell: Right, so, I told her to contact me once she gets to Bogota. There's not much more I can do, unfortunately, sir. Jeffrey Middleton: Okay, I imagine that you have some kind of commando squad. Maybe, like, four underground criminals who were tried for a crime they didn't commit. And they've been living in the underground kinda helping people along the way, almost... Morgan Russell: Sir, were you born in the '70s? Jeffrey Middleton: Yeah. Morgan Russell: That sounds like The A-Team. Jeffrey Middleton: It is The A-Team. Do you have an A-Team? Morgan Russell: We actually disbanded that program in 1994, sir.
Linda Middleton: I have a real phobia about this. Emily Middleton: Of what? Being locked in a car trunk? Yeah, I think everybody's got that one, Mom.
Jeffrey Middleton: I'll translate. Morgan Russell: You speak Spanish? Jeffrey Middleton: I speak Dothraki. I speak Klingon.
