Valerie: Remember me when you shave your legs.
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Valerie: Remember me when you shave your legs.
Susanna: You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.
Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?
Lisa: You're playing Betty Crocker and cut up like a goddamn Virginia ham.
Lisa: If talking did shit, we'd be out of here by now.
Daisy: And my favorite part... it has a sign right outside that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now".
Polly: Jamie was Lisa's best friend. She was sad last week after Lisa ran away, so she hung herself with a volleyball net.
Lisa: We have to go. We have money... Susanna, don't be stupid. Alright, fine. Be stupid.
Lisa: You shared a man with that woman?
Mrs. Gilcrest: You know, I know all about you, and I hope they lock you away forever.
Polly: I mean, I think it's nice to do something nice on Daisy's last day
Valerie: Remember me when you shave your legs.
Susanna: You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.
Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?
Lisa: You're playing Betty Crocker and cut up like a goddamn Virginia ham.
Lisa: If talking did shit, we'd be out of here by now.
Daisy: And my favorite part... it has a sign right outside that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now".
Valerie: Remember me when you shave your legs.
Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?
Lisa: You're playing Betty Crocker and cut up like a goddamn Virginia ham.
Lisa: If talking did shit, we'd be out of here by now.
Lisa: Lady, back off! Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you? Lisa: No, you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin' out! Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't you tell me what to do. Lisa: Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway. Mrs. Gilcrest: Why you - how dare you! Lisa: Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fuckin' finger at crazy people!
Susanna: I didn't try to kill myself. Dr. Potts: What were you trying to do? Susanna: I was trying to make the shit stop.
Valerie: You know, I can take a lot of crazy shit from a lot of crazy people. But you - you are not crazy. Susanna: Then what's wrong with me, huh? What the fuck is going on inside my head? Tell me, Dr. Val, what's your diag-nonsense? Valerie: You are a lazy, self-indulgent little girl, who is driving herself crazy. Susanna: Is that your... *professional* opinion, huh? Is that what you've learned in your advanced studies at night school for Negro welfare mothers? I mean, Melvin doesn't have a clue, Wick is a *psycho* and you... you *pretend* to be a doctor. You sign the charts and dole out meds. But "you ain't no doctor, Miss Valerie. You ain't nothing but a black nursemaid". Valerie: And you're just throwing it away.
Janet: That is not fair. That is not *fair*! That is *not fair*! Seventy-four is the perfect weight! Lisa: Good luck, crazy bitch. Instructor: Now what kind of tree can you be, Janet, down there on the floor? Janet: I'm a fucking shrub, all right?
Susanna: Has she come down yet? Lisa: No... But she's been playing that SHIT ALL MORNING!
Lisa: Help me understand, Dais 'cause, I thought you didn't do Valium. Tell me how this safety net is working for you. Tell me that you don't take that blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down. Tell me how your *daddy* helps you cope with that. Illuminate me. Daisy: My father loves me. Lisa: I bet with every inch of his manhood.
Valerie: Did you enjoy the fresh air, Lisa? Lisa: Yeah I did, Val. Thanks. Valerie: Good, 'cause it's the last time you're leaving the ward. Lisa: Is that a dare or a double dare?
Daisy: Get out, Lisa! Lisa: I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right fucking here. I was gonna offer you nail polish. Daisy: GET OUT! Margie: You're looking better, Lisa. Lisa: Why thanks, Margie. So how's the engagement going? Margie: You know. Lisa: No, I don't. I've been away. Margie: Joe wants me to... before the wedding. Lisa: Fuck his brains out - use a rubber.
Lisa: Hey Torch, what'a doin? Polly: Nothing. Lisa: Well, why don't you go in your room and do nothin'.
Susanna: Where are we going? The cafeteria's that way. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: We're going to Canada. Susanna: Wh-why? Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Look Susanna, you don't need to be here. Susanna: I tried to kill myself, Toby. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: So you took a couple of aspirin... Susanna: I took a *bottle* of aspirin. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: And that buys you a year in this place? C'mon, Susanna, that's bullshit! You don't belong here. Susanna: I have friends here. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Who, them? Those girls... they're eating grapes off the wallpaper. They're crazy. Susanna: If they are, then I am. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Susanna, I think I love you. Look, my dad gave me five grand! We can go up there, build a cabin in the woods! Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: I mean, you want to leave, don't you? Susanna: Yes. I want to leave. But not with you. Not with you.
Susanna: Has anyone ever watched you shave your legs? Valerie: I got two kids and one bathroom, what do you think? Susanna: I think you should lock the door.
Dr. Potts: You've been feeling bad in general. You've been feeling depressed? Susanna: Well, I haven't exactly been a ball of joy, Melvin.
Janet: When they built this place they put the tunnels in so the loons didn't have to go anywhere in the cold. Susanna: I must've missed that in the brochure.
Lisa: Lady, back off! Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you? Lisa: No, you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin' out! Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't you tell me what to do. Lisa: Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway. Mrs. Gilcrest: Why you--how dare you! Lisa: Some advice, OK? Just don't point your fuckin' finger at crazy people!
Valerie: You know, I can take a lot of crazy shit from a lot of crazy people. But you--you are not crazy. Susanna: Then what's wrong with me, huh? What the fuck is going on inside my head? Tell me, Dr. Val, what's your diag-nonsense? Valerie: You are a lazy, self-indulgent little girl who is driving herself crazy. Susanna: Is that your... *professional* opinion, huh? Is that what you've learned in your advanced studies at night school for Negro welfare mothers? I mean, Melvin doesn't have a clue, Wick is a *psycho* and you... you *pretend* to be a doctor. You sign the charts and dole out meds. But *you* ain't no doctor, Miss Valerie. You ain't nothing but a Black nursemaid. Valerie: And you're just throwing it away.
Janet: That is not fair. That is not *fair*! That is *not fair*! 74 is the perfect weight! Lisa: Good luck, crazy bitch. Instructor: Now what kind of tree can you be, Janet, down there on the floor? Janet: I'm a fucking shrub, all right?
Lisa: Help me understand, Dais, 'cause, I thought you didn't do Valium. Tell me how this safety net is working for you. Tell me that you don't take that blade and drag it across your skin and pray for the courage to press down. Tell me how your *daddy* helps you cope with that. Illuminate me. Daisy: My father loves me. Lisa: I bet with every inch of his manhood.
Lisa: Hey, Torch, whatya doin'? Polly: Nothing. Lisa: Well, why don't you go in your room and do nothin'.
Daisy: Get out, Lisa! Lisa: I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right fucking here. I was gonna offer you nail polish. Daisy: GET OUT! Margie: You're looking better, Lisa. Lisa: Why, thanks, Margie. So how's the engagement going? Margie: You know. Lisa: No, I don't. I've been away. Margie: Joe wants me to... before the wedding. Lisa: Fuck his brains out--use a rubber.
Susanna: Where are we going? The cafeteria's that way. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: We're going to Canada. Susanna: Wh-why? Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Look, Susanna, you don't need to be here. Susanna: I tried to kill myself, Toby. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: So you took a couple of aspirin... Susanna: I took a *bottle* of aspirin. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: And that buys you a year in this place? C'mon, Susanna, that's bullshit! You don't belong here. Susanna: I have friends here. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Who, them? Those girls... they're eating grapes off the wallpaper. They're crazy. Susanna: If they are, then I am. Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: Susanna, I think I love you. Look, my dad gave me five grand! We can go up there, build a cabin in the woods! Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs: I mean, you want to leave, don't you? Susanna: Yes. I want to leave. But not with you. Not with you.
