Sandy Lyle: Check out her expression - she's terrified. Reuben Feffer: She's smiling. Sandy Lyle: I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that. Reuben Feffer: I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!
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Claude: Luban! Look me in my eyeball. I treat her like my own flesh and blood.
I, Reuben, take you, Lisa... I, Reuben, take YOU, Lisa, to be my lawfully wedded wife. I do. I do.
Reuben Feffer: You know, they really should tell you if they're gonna just let Komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.
Claude: Holy shit, Luban! This is not what it look like!
Sandy Lyle: He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...
Claude: Luban! Look me in my eyeball. I treat her like my own flesh and blood.
Reuben Feffer: I, Reuben, take you, Lisa... I, Reuben, take YOU, Lisa, to be my lawfully wedded wife. I do. I do.
Reuben Feffer: You know, they really should tell you if they're gonna just let Komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.
Sandy Lyle: He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...
Claude: Holy shit, Luban! This is not what it look like!
Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now. Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes? Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted. Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means. Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go. Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
Cake Decorator: Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears? Sandy Lyle: That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle. Cake Decorator: Man I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipes scene, that was the funniest shit. Sandy Lyle: Yeah, we had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph? Cake Decorator: No, thanks. It's good to see you man. I thought you died like fifteen years ago. Sandy Lyle: No. I'm very much alive, my friend.
Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything! Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family! Reuben Feffer: What? Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!
Reuben Feffer: So whose party is this again? Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot. Sandy Lyle: Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
Reuben Feffer: Ahh... rat in the house! Polly Prince: That's not a rat, that's my ferret.
Sandy Lyle: Check out her expression - she's terrified. Reuben Feffer: She's smiling. Sandy Lyle: I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that. Reuben Feffer: I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!
