The Honeymooners

Alice Kramden: Hi, how can I help you today? William Davis: Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water. Alice Kramden: Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get. William Davis: Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette? Alice Kramden: Eggs. William Davis: Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you? Trixie Norton: Do I need to take off my heels? Alice Kramden: No, no. Not yet. William Davis: I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens a lot. Alice Kramden: Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you? Miss Benvenuti: I'm fine. Hi, Trixie. William Davis: Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please. Miss Benvenuti: If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough. Alice Kramden: Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street? Miss Benvenuti: Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house. William Davis: Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something... Trixie Norton: Ignoring you! Alice Kramden: Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years. William Davis: Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one. Trixie Norton: Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie. Alice Kramden: But everything's so expensive nowadays! William Davis: Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh? Alice Kramden: *Still* ignoring you! So, Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?