Rancho: The chicken doesn't know the fate of its egg. Will it be hatched or become fried egg?
出自電影《作死不離三兄弟》 的經典對白。
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Rancho: The chicken doesn't know the fate of its egg. Will it be hatched or become fried egg?
Rancho: All is well.
追求卓越，成功自然隨之而來。
我們為明日之憂煩惱，他像風般自由。
學習是為了養成，不是致富。
心是很脆弱的，要記得時常安撫它。
這麼害怕明天，怎麼過今天？
只需要一點點勇氣，就可以讓生命轉彎。
讓每一分鐘活得充實。
它們的生命以謀殺別人為開端，這就是大自然，競爭或死亡。
爸爸，如果我是一個攝影師，我可能賺更少，車會更小，房子會更小，但我會快樂，我真的會快樂很多！
母雞無法預測雞蛋的命運，能否孵化，還是成荷包蛋，沒人知道，將來會怎樣。
就處是馬戲團的獅子，在的威懾下也能學會坐在凳子上，但你會稱這隻獅子是受過「良好訓練」還是「良好教育」呢？
為什麼要宣揚別人的不足呢？如果你缺鐵，醫生會給你開處方補藥，還是在電視上播報你的檢驗報告？
從出生我們就被灌輸，生存就是賽跑，全速前進，否則你就會被踐踏，甚至包括出生，你也得和另外3億精子賽跑。
杜鵑不會自己築巢，牠把蛋產在別人的巢裡，小杜鵑孵化了之後呢？就把別人的蛋推出巢外，幹掉對手，生命從謀殺開始，這就是大自然。
生命就像賽跑，如果你不全速前進跑快點，你就是那顆被摔破的蛋。
我們的路還沒走完，也許天堂在召喚著你，但我們可以赤手抵抗天神，這未必是會輸的抵抗，你可以使出你最大的力量想盡辦法逃跑，我們不會讓你走，我們的路還沒走完。
把你的熱情所在變成你的工作，那麼工作就會變成遊戲。
Rancho: Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down.
Rancho: Aal izz well
Rancho: I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.
Farhan Qureshi: Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down!"
Rancho: I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.
Rancho: The chicken doesn't know the fate of its egg. Will it be hatched or become fried egg?
Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Your Majesty, thou art great! Accept this humble offering!
Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Remember? I'd challenged that idiot right here.
Rancho: We have a lots of exam but have only one dad.
Raju Rastogi: There's something going on between you both.
Farhan Qureshi: That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you feel worse.
Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Your Majesty, thou art great! Accept this humble offering!
Machine Class Professor: Why are you back? Rancho: Sir, I forgot to take something... Machine Class Professor: What? Rancho: Instruments that record, analyse, summarise, organise, debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction, table of contents, index; that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory route of vision - sometimes touch. Machine Class Professor: What are you trying to say? Rancho: Books sir! I forgot to take my books.
Rancho: Hi. Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Hello. Rancho: I have a free advice, would you try? Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: What? Rancho: Let me hold this first, else you may later throw it on me. Leave this guy. Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: What? Suhas: Look at this coat. Yes, its quite costly, 50K. Rancho: Look at him. He is a moving price tag! He will always keep you reminding of price of every single object he bought. Your life will become a supermarket! Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Excuse me. Who the hell are you? You don't know anything about him. Rancho: Oh, you need a demonstration! Okay, watch me, he will tell his shoe's price in a second, without anybody even asking him! Suhas: You idiot! What the hell! This shoe cost me 10K!
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad! Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name? Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu. Farhan Qureshi: What? Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Pia Wangdu? Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu. Farhan Qureshi: Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu? Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu! Rancho: Yes. Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Can I keep my name after marriage?
Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Today, if ICE is touching sky-high limits, then the credit goes to only one man: Shri Viru Sahastrabudhhe! Give him a hand! Librarian Dubey: Sir, the voice is his, but the words are mine. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': He's a great guy, really, you are. For the past 32 years in this college, he has continuously committed rapes upon rapes. Rancho: He meant, "Miracles upon miracles." Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': I hope he continues to do so. We often wondered how a person in his lifetime can do these many rapes. With this extreme self-discipline, he's made himself this capable. Correct usage of time, complete utilization of the bell. Somebody learn from him. Learn from him. Learn from him! Minister in Auditorium: Sit down, sit down! Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Today, we all students are here. Tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries. I promise you all, whichever country we are in, there we'll rape! We'll bring glory to the name of ICE! We'll show everyone the ability to rape that students over here have. No other student across the globe has it! No other student! No other student! Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Respected minister, namaskar. You have given the thing this institution needs the most: ... Rancho: Money! Money! Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Breasts! Librarian Dubey: Not that! That word means this! Minister in Auditorium: What kind of insulting things is this boy saying? Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Everyone has breasts. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Everyone keeps it hidden. Nobody ever gives it willingly! Minister in Auditorium: This guy is too vulgar! Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': You have given your breasts to the hands of this rapist. Now, let us see how he makes use of it. Minister in Auditorium: Sahstrabudhhe, don't you have any brains? Indecent guy. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Let me recite a shlok for this golden occasion. Rancho: Listen. Listen. He'll explain his farts in Sanskrit. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': The loudest fart sounds like a motor vehicle. Millimeter - MM: Fart? Go, silencer! Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': A weaker one sounds like a train. The weakest fart is a silent killer.
Viru Sahastrabudhhe: Quiet! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: Nonsense! Is this how you'll teach engineering? Rancho: Sir, I wasn't teaching you engineering. You're an expert at that. I was teaching you... how to teach. Viru Sahastrabudhhe: Rancho: And I'm sure one day you'll learn, because unlike you, I never abandon my weak students.
Rancho: Do you know why I come first? Farhan Qureshi: Why? Rancho: I'm in love with machine. Engineering is my passion.
Farhan Qureshi: We learnt a lesson in Human Behavior: Your friend fails, you feel bad. Your friend tops, you feel worse.
Raju Rastogi: Yaar Farhan, I still don't get this. I travelled all the way from Delhi to Shimla without my pants on, only to find that my classmate isn't the one who I studied with. Farhan Qureshi: Even I don't get this. The same degree, the same name, the same details. But he isn't Rancho ? We better ask Chatur how he found Rancho was in Shimla. Farhan Qureshi: Hey Chatur, come over here. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Hey, don't dare touch these. They're authentic biscuits I bought from San Francisco. Just for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu. Raju Rastogi: What, Bangdu ? Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Not Bangdu. W. Wangdu. He's a scientific genius, with over a hundred patents to his name. Once my company signs a deal with him, I'll be huge. Farhan Qureshi: Will you stop singing the trumpet of this Wangdu and mind telling us how you found Rancho was in Shimla ? Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': You should thank Mr. Wangdu for it. Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': A few months back I sent my assistant Tracy to track Mr. Wangdu here and set a meeting. She couldn't find him, but call it accident I found Rancho. Raju Rastogi: So what went wrong all of a sudden ? He underwent a plastic surgery upon receiving the news that YOU of all people is coming here ? Farhan Qureshi: Raju, only one man can tell us.
