Anton: All I do is sit around all day, smoke pot, watch TV... Mick: No, no! No Kevin Costner speech, let's just go!
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Mick: Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!
Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.
Debi: My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!
Debi: There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass!
Mick: I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?
Anton: Who's your daddy now, bitch, huh? Who's your fucking daddy now?
Mick: Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.
Pnub: This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!
Anton: Everybody go home, there's a psycho killer here! I cut off my hand, and now it's gonna kill you all!
Tanya: No, screw him! I mean, he'll be fine.
Mick: Let's go walk through a nurse.
Pnub: Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.
Mick: There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.
Anton: Devil girl, with nothin' to lose, she's got wind in her hair and gum on her sho-o-o-es!
Anton: We're gathered here today... um... because you're all dead.
Mick: Hey, you're right, Anton screams like a girl.
Randy: Oh man, I cannot believe you cock-blocked me like that. I thought we were buds!
Randy: Idle hands are the devil's playground.
Pnub: Watch the head. It's on kinda loose.
Mick: OK,I'm not going through all this Tanya.
Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"
Mick: Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!
Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.
Debi: My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!
Debi: There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass!
Anton: Who's your daddy now, bitch, huh? Who's your fucking daddy now?
Mick: I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?
Pnub: This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!
Mick: Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.
Anton: Everybody go home, there's a psycho killer here! I cut off my hand, and now it's gonna kill you all!
Tanya: No, screw him! I mean, he'll be fine.
Mick: Let's go walk through a nurse.
Pnub: Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.
Mick: There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.
Anton: Devil girl, with nothin' to lose, she's got wind in her hair and gum on her sho-o-o-es!
Anton: We're gathered here today... um... because you're all dead.
Pnub: Bet she wins best costume.
Mick: Hey, you're right, Anton screams like a girl.
Randy: Oh man, I cannot believe you cock-blocked me like that. I thought we were buds!
Randy: Idle hands are the devil's playground.
Pnub: Watch the head. It's on kinda loose.
Mick: OK,I'm not going through all this Tanya.
Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"
Pnub: Go go Buffalo!
Mick: Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!
Mick: There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.
Anton: Devil girl, with nothin' to lose, she's got wind in her hair and gum on her sho-o-o-es!
Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay? Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music... Anton: Music? Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light". Anton: So what happened? Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up. Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.
Anton: You lied to me! Mick: You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here!
Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl! Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling? Mick: Fuck it! Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse! Mick: Okay, but be careful. Some of them are guys.
Anton: What the fuck are you doing, man? Come on, that's my dad! Pnub: CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch, man!
Dad Tobias: It's just a prank Dad Tobias: Anton. Mom Tobias: Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that! Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!
Mick: SWEET JESUS! Pnub: Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no - Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.
Pnub: "Ant?" They-they were killed by ants? Mick: Please don't be stupid. Mick: Do you have, like, an evil aunt?
Anton: So, what are you guys doing here? Pnub: We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!
Anton: This is it, I know it. Pnub: Those things won't even cut my bagel.
Mick: Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man. Anton: No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot... Mick: No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.
Mick: Wait a minute. If you chop off your right hand, how are you going to chop the other one off? Anton: Oh no, man, the lefty's a keeper. I mean, I guess it wasn't idle enough. Mick: Really? Anton: Oh yeah, I mean, I hit the remote with it, light up with it, relieve a little tension. No, this is the answer.
Anton: All I do is sit around all day, smoke pot, watch TV... Mick: No, no! No Kevin Costner speech, let's just go!
