Thanatos: I'll cut you down to size!
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Thanatos: I'll cut you down to size!
Sean Armstrong: So where's Mason's office?
Burt Wilson: Give me 20 bucks for the cabbie, quick. Sean Armstrong: Keep the change. Cabbie: Gee! A whole quarter. Burt Wilson: A quarter? Gimme that! This ain't Christmas!
Sean Armstrong: What're you doing? Corinne: This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in... Sean Armstrong: - But they don't check out. Yeah... that's not so many names. Corinne: Kuh! Sean Armstrong: Oh... I can handle myself. Corinne: I hope your Blue Cross is paid up!
Sean Armstrong: Must've hit him pretty hard, he landed head first in the swimming pool of the hotel next door. Alex Mason, Jr.: Must've made a killer splash! Sean Armstrong: Na, the pool was empty, it would've killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall. Burt Wilson: Of course they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo but he got a nice metal plate in the slammer.
Sean Armstrong: If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles. Alex Mason, Jr.: That's easy for you to say when you're the size of a redwood. Sean Armstrong: I was a big kid, I still got whooped every day. My old man never taught me to take care of myself, he never taught me nothing. Alex Mason, Jr.: So how'd you get them to stop beating on you? Sean Armstrong: I graduated. Alex Mason, Jr.: Oh. Sean Armstrong: Then this little guy Burt taught me some attitude.
Sean Armstrong: You survived. Corinne: I'm tough, I raised my 4 kids by myself.
Sean Armstrong: What'd you do that for? Corinne: For making a mess, Porky! Sean Armstrong: You could've asked me to clean it up. Corinne: Sure but where's the fun in that?
Burt Wilson: You know I'm going to need a partner here. Sean Armstrong: Thanks but you know I haven't had a vacation since... since I met you. Burt Wilson: Vacation? Well you know if you need me I can get out of this monkey suit at any time. Corinne: And how far do you think you're going to get on TWO broken legs?
Alex Mason, Sr.: This is the bodyguard? Frank Olsen: Uh, terrible mistake, sir. I'll get rid of him immediately. Alex Mason, Sr.: Wrong! He's incredible. Obviously a real pro.
Burt Wilson: Do me one last favor. Sean Armstrong: What's that? Burt Wilson: Go by my house and turn off the gas in my oven. Sean Armstrong: Why can't you turn it off? Burt Wilson: BECAUSE MY HEAD'S GONNA BE IN IT!
Sean Armstrong: Burt, lovely to see you. You look positively effervescent. May I offer you tea? Perhaps a watercress sandwich? Burt Wilson: Knock it off! And get outta that thing! Sean Armstrong: Oh! You mean my leotard? Ah, the ballet. It enhances grace. I'm a changed man. Burt Wilson: Aah! Hey! Put me down, you klutz! Sean Armstrong: I'm not a klutz anymore, Burtinsky. Sean Armstrong: Oh! Kate Mason: He's not as far along as I thought. Sean Armstrong: Darn, I jet'ed when I should've pli'ed. Burt Wilson: And I used to share a hotel room with you?
Corinne: Coming, I'm coming. Corinne: I said I'm coming! Burt Wilson: Mama! Corinne: How would you like that cane up your nose?
