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Drake Goodman: So, what do you think? Dennis Reed: 750 grand, huh? It's not a song, it's an opera. Patty Palmer: Between my savings and Drake's, we can cover the down payment. And the realtor said we could get one of those home equity loans for improvements. Dennis Reed: You'd be totally tapped out. Patty Palmer: But we'll have rental units. Dennis Reed: Well, what if you can't rent them? Drake Goodman: Oh, come on. The vacancy rate in this area is less than two percent. Dennis Reed: Look, do you want my advice or my approval? Drake Goodman: Your advice. Patty Palmer: Approval. Dennis Reed: Pass. It's too risky a call. I mean, if someone misses one month's rent, you're gonna go down like the Titanic. I don't even--I don't even think you can get approved for the loan at your income level. Patty Palmer: We'll fudge the numbers a little. Drake Goodman: Yeah. Everybody does it. It's expected.