Jordan Leigh-Jenson: She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her. Rita: I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim. Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why not Jim? Rita: You couldn't! He's in love with Chris. Jordan Leigh-Jenson: But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.
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Birdie Fallmouth: That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Go ahead, feel it. Go ahead, feel it! Well, what do you think? Tight as a drum, right?
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Be a doll, will you? Grab that bottle of love oil.
Drug Store Clerk: Does he like them pre-lubricated?
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why am I so unattractive to men? I know! My breasts! Would you call these breasts firm? Or do you think they're saggy?
Coach Whelan: Alright! First we're gonna give 'em cheer number 69: Rickety-Rackety. Alright, girls? Alright!
Bubba: Look, you only go around once in life and you gotta grab for all the nookie you can get!
Miss Dutchbok: You've blossomed from awkward adolescence into the full bloom of young womanhood.
Jim Green: Have you ever slept in a vibrating bed before?
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Go ahead, feel it. Go ahead, feel it! Well, what do you think? Tight as a drum, right?
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Be a doll, will you? Grab that bottle of love oil.
Drug Store Clerk: Does he like them pre-lubricated?
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why am I so unattractive to men? I know! My breasts! Would you call these breasts firm? Or do you think they're saggy?
Coach Whelan: Alright! First we're gonna give 'em cheer number 69: Rickety-Rackety. Alright, girls? Alright!
Bubba: Look, you only go around once in life and you gotta grab for all the nookie you can get!
Miss Dutchbok: You've blossomed from awkward adolescence into the full bloom of young womanhood.
Jim Green: Have you ever slept in a vibrating bed before?
Birdie Fallmouth: That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Ms. Copoletta, eh, which do think is the most important in a penis - length or width? Ms. Copoletta: Well, I don't think that we have the time to get into that today. Ms. Copoletta: I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that.
Betsy: I'm gonna give Bubba another chance. Christine Ramsey: After what he did? Betsy: What the hell. If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint. Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.
Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way? Betsy: Well, yes and no. Christine Ramsey: Wha'd you mean yes and no? Don't you know? Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing. Christine Ramsey: Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say? Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed. Christine Ramsey: Well is he? Betsy: Is he what? Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed? Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her. Rita: I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim. Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why not Jim? Rita: You couldn't! He's in love with Chris. Jordan Leigh-Jenson: But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.
Betsy: You sleazebag! Bubba: Oh! Oh, oh, hi there, Betsy. I was just... Betsy: Yeah, I know that you were just, you pervert!
Christine Ramsey: Where are you going? Betsy: The stables. She's give us so much horse shit, it's only fair that we give some back.
Betsy: Remember, I like a lot of foreplay. Bubba: Great. Great! Go ahead and start without me.
Christine Ramsey: I'd like to buy some condoms. Drug Store Clerk: Yeah. Well, let's see. We have these on sale this week. This is three dozen for $5.99. Christine Ramsey: I'll take them. Drug Store Clerk: However, I don't know if I'd trust them. They've been on the shelf for quite some time. Now, we have this new product here. These are multicolored and ribbed. Christine Ramsey: Oh, that'll be just fine. Drug Store Clerk: No, I don't think so. I don't think you'd want anything that tawdry, do you? Or, do you?
Jim Green: I was afraid that you liked it. Christine Ramsey: Really? I was afraid you liked it.
Jim Green: So here we are in the most romantic place in the world, and here you are with the most romantic guy in the world. Take me. Take me and do with me what you will. Ravage me. Are you feeling romantic now, my darling? Christine Ramsey: What I'm feeling is drunk and scared. And like I'm gonna toss my cookies any second.
Mr. Flugel: What class are you in? Ms. Copoletta: I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here. Mr. Flugel: Whaddya teach? Ms. Copoletta: Sex education. Mr. Flugel: What? Ms. Copoletta: Sex education. Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!
