Frank Teagarten: Do you really need all these panties and stuff, honey? Nancy Teagarten: No. I'm going to hide them... I don't want him *going* all over my lingerie. Frank Teagarten: The word is "cuming", honey. Cuming.
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Nancy Teagarten: My Frank and I can overcome anything.
Nancy Teagarten: My Frank and I can overcome anything.
Frank Teagarten: Do you really need all these panties and stuff, honey? Nancy Teagarten: No. I'm going to hide them... I don't want him *going* all over my lingerie. Frank Teagarten: The word is "cuming", honey. Cuming.
Nancy Teagarten: Maybe you could call Carl. You know, ask the fucking, fucking sex offender.
Nancy Teagarten: Snap out of it, motherfucker! We're going to jail!
Carl Mancini: There was an ad. "For Rent: Big, beautiful, fucking house. Furnished up the ass." Obviously, I was intrigued.
Nancy Teagarten: I do not want his DNA on my breast things!
Nancy Teagarten: You know what? Fine with me. Because I'm not even sure that I want you in my house, sleeping in our bed, inside our sheets, where I sleep naked all the time. Nancy Teagarten: And when he finds our home videos - didn't I tell you not to film that.
Nancy Teagarten: I remember pulling the cork. It made that pop sound like the crunch sound Eve probably made when she bit the apple.
Frank Teagarten: Have you ever had your head examined? What's in there? Pop Tarts?
Frank Teagarten: Carl, part of me would like to punch you in the face right now, but another part of me would like to kick you in the balls. Which do you prefer? Carl Mancini: Thanks. I normally don't get a choice.
Nancy Teagarten: Whatever happens, probably will.
Trey Donnelly: My walkie talkie is dead as a used dick.
Nancy Teagarten: Absolutely no fucking way! This is where we draw the line. Frank Teagarten: I don't know what's on the other side of that line. But, I do know what's on this side of that line. And it is bleak.
Frank Teagarten: Wow. Man plans and God laughs. Right? I mean, everybody's got a plan, until you get punched in the face. Jesus.
Nancy Teagarten: Get your hands off my ass! Carl Mancini: You said push. Nancy Teagarten: I said push, not fondle. Watch the thumb.
Bum: Yeah, get on me girl! Oh, yeah! Grind me out like a cigarette! Now, let me return the favor.
Ryan the Bum #2: Frank is a banana split of shit.
Nancy Teagarten: White balls are better than blue.
Nancy Teagarten: You cannot trust those millionaires from Silicon Valley. Silicon is fake! Nancy Teagarten: Like the fake silicon boobs. They're fake millionaires. They're nouveau riche.
Nancy Teagarten: Oh, Frank. Is it over? Are we finally out of the shitstorm?
Frank Teagarten: They caught the culprit. Everything's back in the house. It's all good in the hood.
Nigel: Did you just call me Nig? Frank Teagarten: It's possible. I knew a guy named Adolph Dick once. That's a tough name, isn't it.
