Mikey: Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.
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Mikey: Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.
Julie: As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.
James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
Mikey: Here shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me.
Julie: Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.
Penis. Mikey: No penis. Hmm, that's a tough one.
Julie: Don't you just hate it when you get your head stuck in your placenta?
Mikey: I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.
Mikey: La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.
Mikey: Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.
Julie: As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.
James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
Julie: Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.
Julie: Oh my tush hurts.
Julie: Don't you just hate it when you get your head stuck in your placenta?
Mikey: I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.
Mikey: La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.
Mikey: Here shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me.
Mikey: La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink.
Mikey: Eddie what ya say we go and get an apple juice? Eddie: Nah Mike I'm into my little training thing Mikey: What kinda training thing? Eddie: You know I'm wearing the trainin pants man Mikey: Oh man, don't tell me you're goin along with this potty business too? Eddie: We have to Mike cos the Toilet man says so Mikey: Who? Eddie: Mr Toilet man, he likes to eat your doody an your pee-pee. So I say give it to him Mikey: Eat your doody and your pee-pee who told you that? Eddie: My mother, why? You callin her a liar? Mikey: No Eddie: She told me diapers are for babies Mikey: But eat your doody and your pee-pee? Eddie the thought is too hideous to comprehend
Mollie Ubriacco: See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis. James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls!
Stuart: You guys make me laugh. You're really funny. You stock up your cabinets with bottled water and flashlights, well what do you think is going to happen when the shit really hits the fan? You know like earthquakes and flash floods just a lot of chaos and horror, people dying in the streets and you're sitting here nice and pretty with your bottled water. Now the guy next store has got one of these Stuart: Who's gonna go thirsty? Him or you?
Mikey: Hmm, Eddie gets all the girls, he's not wearing a diaper maybe I oughta give this potty thing a try. Mikey: When you have to pee you jump up and down but sometimes nothing comes out. So you jump up and down a little more. I don't have to pee... I don't have to pee... I do have to pee and I better go somewhere, here I go... Mikey: That stuff really sneaks up on you!
Mollie Ubriacco: Uncle Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid idea and they lost their shirts, so just... Mollie Ubriacco: ... ALLOW THE FUCKING DEDUCTION!
James Ubriacco: Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but Travis Bickle moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay? Mollie Ubriacco: A little unloaded gun makes him feel better. James Ubriacco: Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better. Mollie Ubriacco: This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses.
James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out Mollie Ubriacco: Oh come on James Ubriacco: What? Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who huh? James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo Mikey: This is a joke right? James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay Mikey: Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?
James Ubriacco: I miss you guys so much. Julie: Ieuw... male bonding makes me sick.
Mollie Ubriacco: He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow. James Ubriacco: Oh not baby gym! Mollie Ubriacco: He needs to socialize with other kids. James Ubriacco: Well take him to the park. Mollie Ubriacco: I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe! James Ubriacco: Well throw it out. Mollie Ubriacco: Do you have any idea how many disease he could get from that?
