Tony Clifton: I got 20 bucks that says you work for me now!
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George Shapiro: Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?
George Shapiro: You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.
Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Andy Kaufman: I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?
Tony Clifton: I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass.
George Shapiro: Your material doesn't exactly transfer to film.
Tony Clifton: I got 20 bucks that says you work for me now!
Andy Kaufman: You're firing me? You... You don't even pay me.
George Shapiro: So what do you have here? A big, elaborate joke that's only funny to two people in the universe... you and you.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. Just like that thing. I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.
Andy Kaufman: I just... I think of the world as, as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously.
Ring Announcer: And introducing, at 191 pounds, the holder of the world intergender championship, here is Andy Kaufman!
George Shapiro: Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?
George Shapiro: You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.
Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Andy Kaufman: I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?
Tony Clifton: I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass.
George Shapiro: Your material doesn't exactly transfer to film.
Tony Clifton: I got 20 bucks that says you work for me now!
George Shapiro: So what do you have here? A big, elaborate joke that's only funny to two people in the universe... you and you.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. Just like that thing. I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.
Andy Kaufman: You're firing me? You... You don't even pay me.
Andy Kaufman: I just... I think of the world as, as an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously.
Ring Announcer: And introducing, at 191 pounds, the holder of the world intergender championship, here is Andy Kaufman!
Andy Kaufman: I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.
Tony Clifton: I would like to use the phone! Security Guard: Not on the lot, sir. Tony Clifton: How about a bathroom? I may have shit my pants. Security Guard: Tony Clifton: Drink of water? Security Guard: No. Tony Clifton: Aspirin? Security Guard: No. Tony Clifton: Moist towelette? Security Guard: No. Tony Clifton: In that case, it has been an honor! And good day!
Andy Kaufman: Hello. I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was *better*, you know, but... it is so stupid! It's terrible! I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life are changed around and mixed up for dramatic purposes. So, I decided to cut out all of the baloney! Now the movie is much *shorter*. Andy Kaufman: In fact, this is the end of the movie. Thank you very much.
Tony Clifton: How you doing? You enjoying the show? Bob Zmuda: Yeah. Tony Clifton: What's your name? Bob Zmuda: Bob. Tony Clifton: Bob? Tony Clifton: Bob! What's your last name, "Up-and-down-in-the-water"? Bob Zmuda: Gorsky. Tony Clifton: Gorsky? That Polish? Bob Zmuda: Yeah. Tony Clifton: You trying to do Polish humor? Bob Zmuda: No, that's... Tony Clifton: SHUT UP! Bob Zmuda: That's just my name. Tony Clifton: SHUT UP! I do not appreciate racial slurs! I think them dumb Polacks have been ridiculed enough! I do a clean show here!
Andy Kaufman: What do... What do we do now? Bob Zmuda: Now you pick. Andy Kaufman: But what if I... hurt somebody's feelings?
Bob Zmuda: It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute. Madame: What are you talkin' about? Andy comes here almost every weekend.
Lynne Margulies: Is it an act? Or are you just addicted to causing trouble? Andy Kaufman: I can quit anytime I want, baby!
Andy Kaufman: I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy. George Shapiro: You're surrounded by what you create. Andy, you're the king of negative energy.
Bob Zmuda: All right. Which one? Andy Kaufman: I will have both! I will have this fraulein und the one with the big strudels.
George Shapiro: What do you want? Andy Kaufman: Just a little friendly conversation, George. Tony Clifton: You hungry? You look thin! Tony Clifton: Italiano, cacciatore Scaloppine, pasta fagiol. George Shapiro: I don't understand this act. Andy Kaufman: It's just good old-fashioned entertainment, George. Everyone loves a villain. George Shapiro: What about that poor schlub you humiliated? Bob Zmuda: Hey, man, excellent show. That was a great show. That was awesome. Andy Kaufman: George, this is my writer and old friend, Bob Zmuda. Bob Zmuda: Hey, George, how are you? I'm Bob. Andy Kaufman: He's very creative. Bob Zmuda: I'm the brains behind this operation. Andy Kaufman: Yeah, dream on. He once faked a lion escaping from the Chicago Zoo. Bob Zmuda: This was fantastic, George. We got like 50 actors tearing through the zoo. And they're all screaming Bob Zmuda: There's a fucking lion, man, a lion! George Shapiro: Your name's not Gorsky. Bob Zmuda: Don't believe everything you hear, George.
Andy Kaufman: Women are superior to men in many ways. That's right. When it comes to cooking, cleaning, washing the potatoes, scrubbing the carrots, making the babies, mopping the floors... they have it all over men. I believe that. But when it comes to wrestling... Andy Kaufman: SHUT UP! Be quiet when a MAN is talking!
Angry Woman: And this is for my mother, and this is for my father! And this is for my grand father! Andy Kaufman: I hope you have a small family.
