Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
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Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.
Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever WATCH the show?
Announcer: Give him a hand, he's British.
Fred Kwan: Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.
Fred Kwan: It's the simple things in life you treasure.
Gwen DeMarco: I remember that sound. That's a bad sound.
Sir Alexander Dane: Oh, of course! IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
Sir Alexander Dane: Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE?
Sir Alexander Dane: Quellek? Sir Alexander Dane: That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine. Quellek: It has been my greatest pleasure to serve with you. I have been blessed, Sir. I... I... I... Sir Alexander Dane: Don't speak, Quellek. Quellek: You'll forgive my impertinence, Sir, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me. Sir Alexander Dane: Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Suns of Worvan... you shall be... avenged.
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation? Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation. Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it. Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions. Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy! Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots! Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Brandon Wheeger: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said. Jason Nesmith: It's okay, now listen... Brandon Wheeger: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere... Jason Nesmith: Hold it. Brandon Wheeger: no digital conveyor, no ship... Jason Nesmith: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real. Brandon Wheeger: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. Jason Nesmith: What? Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.
Jason Nesmith: Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter. Gwen DeMarco: Why does this sound so familiar? Tommy Webber: "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think. Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81? Tommy Webber: Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire. Gwen DeMarco: How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram? Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81, Jason? Jason Nesmith: It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion. Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not? Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not? Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!
Jason Nesmith: You used to pull your punches. Sir Alexander Dane: It's "Scene-Stealing Hack," thank you. Jason Nesmith: "Raving Egomaniac"? Sir Alexander Dane: Can't think where I got THAT from.
Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show. Fred Kwan: You were... the umm, wait a minute, I'll think of it... Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.
Sir Alexander Dane: Where's the happy ending, Jason? "Never give up, never surrender?" Jason Nesmith: Maybe it's about time you just backed off, you fin-headed monstrosity. Sir Alexander Dane: You what? Jason Nesmith: You're starting to act just like to did in Episode 17, you scene-stealing hack! Sir Alexander Dane: Oh! Right! Well, how does it feel, Jason? Was it worth it? You've murdered us all! Jason Nesmith: Shut up. Sir Alexander Dane: Hundreds to die, just because of you! Jason Nesmith: I told you to shut up! Sir Alexander Dane: Hundreds to die, just because you want to play at being commander, you raving lunatic. Jason Nesmith: Then I'll see you in Hell, won't I?
Sarris: Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake. Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating. Sarris: You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper. Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!
Jason Nesmith: Okay Gwen, put me back on with him. Gwen DeMarco: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him. Sarris: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander! Jason Nesmith: I gave you the 'kill' gesture. Gwen DeMarco: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.
Sir Alexander Dane: What? Guy Fleegman: I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man.
Fred Kwan: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think? Jason Nesmith: We'll do that! Guy Fleegman: All right! Fred Kwan: That's right again. That's... come on, group hug.
Gwen DeMarco: I mean it Alex, I'm worried. I've never seen him lose it like that before. Not to a fan. Sir Alexander Dane: Gwen, I've been saying it for years. He's mentally unstable.
Voice of Computer: Enemy is matching velocity. Gwen DeMarco: The enemy is matching velocity. Sir Alexander Dane: We heard it the first time. Gwen DeMarco: Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer.
Sir Alexander Dane: Need I remind you that this man is wearing a costume, not a uniform. He's no more qualified to lead us than Sir Alexander Dane: ... this fellow... No offense...
Mathesar: We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander. Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.
Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts?
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should die!


