Jean Goodman: How come you're never around when I need you? Tommy McGann: Jean, we've split up. Jean Goodman: I needed you last night. And where were you? Tommy McGann: I told you, I was at... Jean Goodman: You were at a party. Ah, that's great Tommy. And how inconsiderate of me to need you last night. How awful my timing is. What a selfish bitch I am! I come in, and that fucking lizard is roaming around. I've been trapped in the bedroom since I got here. Tommy McGann: He's not a lizard, he's a bearded dragon.
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Mr. Kearns: That's you McGann. You've got a wonderful future behind you.
Tommy McGann: I never loved you Jean. But I liked you. Sometimes.
Mr. Kearns: That's you McGann. You've got a wonderful future behind you.
Tommy McGann: I never loved you Jean. But I liked you. Sometimes.
Jean Goodman: How come you're never around when I need you? Tommy McGann: Jean, we've split up. Jean Goodman: I needed you last night. And where were you? Tommy McGann: I told you, I was at... Jean Goodman: You were at a party. Ah, that's great Tommy. And how inconsiderate of me to need you last night. How awful my timing is. What a selfish bitch I am! I come in, and that fucking lizard is roaming around. I've been trapped in the bedroom since I got here. Tommy McGann: He's not a lizard, he's a bearded dragon.
Mr. Kearns: Clean that mess up. Tommy McGann: It's my break time now. Mr. Kearns: Get out. You're fired. Tommy McGann: What about my pay? Mr. Kearns: You've already broken four weeks of salary in wine. Tommy McGann: But I don't get paid in wine. I get paid in money. I haven't broken any money.
Detective Inspector Wheeler: How was the funeral? Tommy McGann: Great laugh. The priest got the names mixed up and they dropped the coffin.
Noel: Do you know how to tie a noose? Tommy McGann: Shhhh Noel: Do you know how to tie a noose? Tommy McGann: I thought you did. Noel: How should I know? Tommy McGann: I just thought it was something you would know.
Noel: This is fucking insane. Tommy McGann: It was better than your plan. Noel: I didn't have one. Tommy McGann: Well, then it wasn't much competition.
