Dean: I'll be thinking of you as I pee into my bed tonight.
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Dean: I'll be thinking of you as I pee into my bed tonight.
Dean: I'll be thinking of you as I pee into my bed tonight.
Carol: Well, let's see if we got any more... potential bidders. Robert: Wait, wait, wait. What was that? That looked like you. Carol: You don't want to... Carol: That's embarrassing. Robert: What is that? Carol: My charming sister decided to create an online dating profile for me, and I spent much of yesterday trying to take a usable photo to throw myself a strangers online. Robert: I'm just curious. 'I like listening to jazz, take - ' Oh, sophisticated. 'Taking long walks... forests. One of your interests is 'forests'? Carol: I've - well, I like... Robert: You're interests is forests? Carol: Well, I like nature and trees and, like, being out in nature. Robert: Oh, I see. Oh, yeah, of course. Well, sure. Carol: Was that - Does that sound weird? Robert: No, I... I just don't... Carol: Should I just have said trees? Robert: No, no, forests - I see. I just did - You - - -The wording. You don't want to attract, like, a lumberjack or a hermit or a... Carol: A lumberjack who's online dating? I don't think I have to worry about that. Robert: If you said 'I like taking long, shady walks', that implies for us. Carol: That sounds threatening like I'm a mugger or something.
Dean: Whoa! What the hell is this? Eric: What? Eric: I have a cat. You know that. Dean: No, I did not know that. I do now, though, and I'll never forget it. Eric: Yeah, I'll share my room with Nicholas. He loves this shit.
Robert: I just don't know what you're doing. Dean: What am I supposed to be doing? I just took a trip, and now I'm here. Robert: Even when you're here, you're not here. Wherever you are, I need you to come back. Dean: Okay, er, to where? Should I come home maybe? Oh, I forgot. You sold your house. You sold Mom's house while I was away, so that's gone. Robert: Oh, I see. I get it. I see the problem. What exactly did you want me to do? Just go on living there alone? Dean: No, I don't know what I want you to do. I just-I want to stop living under this cloud. I want to stop talking about life and death and how I'm not grieving right. We're not helping each other, so why don't we just stop? Robert: Okay. No, I think that sounds very healthy. I'm glad we had this talk.
Dean: Hey, you've reached Dean. I can't come to my phone right now. Robert: Thank you. Dean: But here's my best robot impression: Robert: Hi, it's your dad. Please call me. It's important. I have some news.
Carol: Cat? Robert: Oh, no, that's - Robert: That's my son. My son, yeah. He's - He's an adult now, at least numerically, but - and completely house-trained.
Dean: You never told me your name. Nicky: Oh, well, it starts with an "N" and it ends with "icky". Dean: Hmm... you're very cryptic... like sudoku. Nicky: Yeah, I like to cultivate an air of mystery around myself. Dean: I do very similar with deodorant.
Dean: I wanna date her. Eric: Date her? Let's slow down 1955, okay. Let's just try to sleep with her first.
Eric: I don't live in Hollywood. I live in Echo Park. Dean: Echo Park? Well... sounds very empty.
