Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
出自電影《大明星小跟班》 的經典對白。
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Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Sergio Roma: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Sergio Roma: You lost control motherfucker! Wee! Wee! Look, I'm eating my own head!
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Sergio Roma: Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.
Aldous Snow: Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
Daphne Binks: I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl."
Aldous Snow: Let's get out of this bourgeois shit hole.
Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.
Sergio Roma: Aaron! Where the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you! Smiley face.
Aldous Snow: This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste".
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved "African Child."
Aldous Snow: When you hear about someone and then you meet them... That's happening now.
Aaron Green: Don't be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on.
Aaron Green: When's the last time you Purelled that thing?
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Sergio Roma: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Sergio Roma: You lost control motherfucker! Wee! Wee! Look, I'm eating my own head!
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."
Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
Sergio Roma: Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.
Aldous Snow: Doesn't it make sense that we should stay here and possibly have the time of your life?
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
Daphne Binks: I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl."
Aldous Snow: Let's get out of this bourgeois shit hole.
Aaron Green: Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.
Sergio Roma: Aaron! Where the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you! Smiley face.
Aldous Snow: This is not an appropriate time to say "namaste".
Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before? Aaron Green: I don't think so. Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now. Aaron Green: You are? Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind? Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything. Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you. Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Limousine Driver in London: Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines? Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.
Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless. Aaron Green: So you only slept with Jackie? Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.
Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to "African Child"? Smiling African Drummer: I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.
Aaron Green: Oh, no. Aldous Snow: What? Aaron Green: I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
Matty: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties. Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party. Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.
Pharrell Williams: You're five zippers away from "Thriller". Sergio Roma: Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.
Lars Ulrich: Babe, we should get back to Naples. He's waiting back there for us. Aldous Snow: Why don't you go sue Napster, you little Danish twat!
Aaron Green: I think I just got raped. Aldous Snow: Only one thing to do. Aaron Green: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast. Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox... Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner. Aaron Green: ...Well I don't have one so...
Pharrell Williams: How do I look? Sergio Roma: Man, lose the pink. It's not gangster. Pharrell Williams: That's your problem. Everything is gangster with you. Sergio Roma: The name of the song is "I'm Gangsta!"
Jonathan Snow: I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock. Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk.
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
