Hogsqueal: Goblins don't give up. They're too stupid to know how. They're relentless, and they're out there right now, plotting, which is why I came back here for you. Now is the perfect time to... Hogsqueal: Bird! Bird! Oh, come here, come here, come here. Don't go up there! No, come here!
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Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: If they say suicide and you say goblins, here is where they put you.
Hogsqueal: Fly while you can, griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!
Jared Grace: What the... Hmm. How did you guys get out?
Jared Grace: Great, I'll get blamed for that!
Hogsqueal: Oh, no. This is not good. Just find the human boy. Must warn him. Or maybe I'll just hide. Ooh, I like that plan.
Helen Grace: You said you were gonna stop hitting things when you got angry! I know I said I was gonna stop yelling.
Hogsqueal: Ooh! Ooh! More humongous humans! Recruits for the alliance. Hogsqueal: Huh? Huh? Join us on our quest! Vengeance or death! Hopefully vengeance.
Jared Grace: Why can't I see you? Thimbletack: You don't see us, now you do, but only if we want you to.
Mallory Grace: You know what? I'm not acknowledging your existence until you bring my medal back. Jared Grace: Promise? Simon Grace: Well, actually, you'd have to acknowledge his existence in order to receive the medal from him. Mallory Grace: Thanks, Spock. You're the pride of the Federation.
Thimbletack: No! I'm not falling for that! Mmm! Mmm! Jared Grace: And they say I've got anger issues.
Hogsqueal: Goblins don't give up. They're too stupid to know how. They're relentless, and they're out there right now, plotting, which is why I came back here for you. Now is the perfect time to... Hogsqueal: Bird! Bird! Oh, come here, come here, come here. Don't go up there! No, come here!
Mallory Grace: Get out of the car right now. Jared Grace: You're not my mother, Helen. Mallory Grace: No, I'm worse, because mom doesn't believe in hitting. Jared Grace: Ow! Come here, you little... Mallory Grace: And he's out of the car! Thank you.
Simon Grace: Hey! Those are mom's keys. Mallory Grace: And my medal! Jared Grace: What? You still think I took it. Yeah, Mal, you busted me. I took your medal, hid it here and re-plastered the wall!
Jared Grace: I went up. It's a room, a secret room, upstairs. There's a desk and a chest, and I found this book! Something was in there! Simon Grace: A red squirrel? Jared Grace: No, not a squirrel. Unless squirrels can spell. It wrote in the dust on the desk, 'Jared Grace, leave this place.' Simon Grace: Wow. That's really... impossible.
Hogsqueal: Wait, a minute. Do birds live in these little houses? Jared Grace: Yeah. Hogsqueal: Oh, my gosh. That's genius! Who thought of that? You can stick your tongue right in it!
Simon Grace: It has that old people smell. Simon Grace: It's just an observation, not a judgment.
Richard Grace: How's the Addam's Family mansion? Jared Grace: Oh, the house? Yeah, it's great, if you like big creepy houses in the middle of nowhere.
Arthur Spiderwick: I'm so sorry. I was so captivated by all the magical creatures I found that I lost sight of the one I already had. But I see now, and I may never be able to forgive myself. Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: You came back as you promised, so I forgive you. Arthur Spiderwick: My dear, because the book was saved, the sylph allowed me to come see you, but I cannot stay. Because if I do, all my years will come back to me all at once, and I will turn to dust. Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: Then this time, take me with you.
Jared Grace: A Brownie is living in the house and wants us to leave. Mallory Grace: Wow. That's incredible. You can read!
Mulgarath: You failed me, Redcap! Red Cap: There are two human boys with the same faces. The Jared and the not Jared. We took the wrong one.
Mallory Grace: So, the book was in here with a big warning that said 'Do not read,' and you read it? Jared Grace: It's a book. I didn't think reading it would unleash goblin fury, okay?
Mallory Grace: What? You want us to ride that beast? Thimbletack: He's not a beast. He's a bird. He's a big-boned bird!
Helen Grace: One more word about fairies and goblins and I swear... Thimbletack: Goblins, I know. But I hid the book. They'll never find it. Well, I hope they don't... unless... Thimbletack: Why is she screaming? I should be the one screaming. The circle's about to be broken!
Jared Grace: Mom! Mom! Where's mom? Mallory Grace: She went to work, okay? I'm in charge. Mallory Grace: Hey! Where are you going? Psycho.
Hogsqueal: Nailed him! I have given you the sight, a gift only a hobgoblin can bestow. Jared Grace: Oh, gross! Hogsqueal: You're welcome. Now, let's go!
Helen Grace: So, you say you found this book, and it tells you how to see faeries and goblins and magic sprites, and that's what this is all about. Jared Grace: I told you you wouldn't believe me. Helen Grace: What do you think about all this, Mal? Mallory Grace: It's true, Mom. Helen Grace: No, it's not! Do you really think I am so stupid that I don't see what this is about? You hate the house and you want to go back to New York and to our old life! Well, let me just be really clear when I say that isn't gonna happen. Because we can't afford New York, because... Jared Grace: This is why Dad left, you know. When someone's trying to tell you something you don't wanna hear, this is what you do. You just stop listening and start yelling. You did it to Dad all the time. Helen Grace: Stop it. Jared Grace: I saw you. Helen Grace: Yeah, you saw what you wanted to see. Jared Grace: YOU WOULD'NT LISTEN, AND THAT'S WHY HE LEFT! Helen Grace: Get out of the car. Jared Grace: Gladly. Jared Grace: I HATE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU!
Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: Am I dreaming? Arthur Spiderwick: No, my child. You're not. Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: Child? Do you know how old I am?
