Roger: Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time.
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Roger: Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time.
Cruella De Vil: Darling, red isn't your color. Give me the hat. Give me the hat, or you will become a hat. GIVE IT TO ME!
Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.
Cruella De Vil: I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?
Roger: Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?
Cruella De Vil: Oh, yes! I love the smell of near extinction!
Woman On Park Bench #1: I don't think he wanted to do that.
Jasper: All right, come here, you... spotty little... dog!
Cruella De Vil: Get down from there, and CATCH THOSE PUPPIES!
Roger: Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time.
Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.
Cruella De Vil: I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?
Roger: Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?
Cruella De Vil: Oh, yes! I love the smell of near extinction!
Cruella De Vil: Get down from there, and CATCH THOSE PUPPIES!
Cruella De Vil: Darling, red isn't your color. Give me the hat. Give me the hat, or you will become a hat. GIVE IT TO ME!
Cruella De Vil: Oh, yes! I love the smell of near extinction!
Woman On Park Bench #1: I don't think he wanted to do that.
Jasper: All right, come here, you... spotty little... dog!
Cruella De Vil: Get down from there, and CATCH THOSE PUPPIES!
Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year. Cruella De Vil: What kind of sycophant are you? Frederick: Uh, what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
Cruella De Vil: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics! Horace: Who won the gold? Cruella De Vil: Shut up! Cruella De Vil: My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined! Cruella De Vil: because you three incompetent *twits* let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! Cruella De Vil: And you call yourselves men? Ha! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
Cruella De Vil: Alonzo. The drawing. Cruella De Vil: Take the drawing from Anita, and hand it to me! Is that difficult? Cruella De Vil: Thank you. Now go and stand somewhere until I need you.
Cruella De Vil: Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs. Anita: It won't be for another 8 months. Cruella De Vil: The puppies, darling. I have no use for babies.
Cruella De Vil: Bingo! Cruella De Vil: Poor little things. I'm gonna cut you off, then cut you up!
Horace: Did you hear that? Jasper: What? Horace: That noise! Jasper: What noise? Horace: That noise I just heard. Did you hear it? Jasper: Oh yeah. Yeah, it sounds like an irritating Berk asking me so many irritating questions. Oh good it has stopped now.
Nanny: And speaking of children... Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.
Anita: Why are you all wet? Roger: I went swimming in the pond. Anita: Oh, you should've had. The water's filthy. Roger: Yeah, and it tastes like fish. Anita: And you've lost a shoe, did you know that? Roger: Yes, I did. As a matter of fact I did. I noticed it running down the gravel path. Anita: I'm so sorry, I mean, you know I thought if you were silly enough to go swimming in a dirty pond you'd be silly enough to not realize that you've lost a shoe. Roger: Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head. But now, thanks to you, I got the complete set of bodily injuries. Well, it was nice being assaulted by you miss... Anita: My name's Anita, and yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification. Roger: Oh, well, nice meeting you. I-- I hope I didn't alarm you.
Roger: Did Anita tell you the news? Cruella De Vil: Roger: She's going to have a baby. Cruella De Vil: Is this true? Anita: Yes. Cruella De Vil: Oh you poor thing. I'm so sorry. Anita: We're very excited about it Cruella. Cruella De Vil: You can't be serious. Roger: She is. Cruella De Vil: Well what can I say? Accidents will happen.
Horace: Did you hear that? Jasper: What? Horace: That noise. Jasper: What noise? Horace: That noise I just heard. Do you hear it? Jasper: Oh yeah. Sounded like an complete burk asking me irritating questions. Oh, good, it's stopped now.
Police Officer #1: We've got a hundred here, sir. Police Officer #1: Uh, make that one hundred and one Dalmatians, sir.
Roger: I can barely believe it. Our baby is a year old. We have a new house, a new life... Anita: And we have each other. Roger: We have Nanny. Nanny: And I have the three of you. Roger: We have two wonderful dogs. Anita: And they have their children. Nanny: And their stepchildren. Anita: And they have their children. Roger: And their stepchildren have children. Anita: And their children have children. Nanny: And speaking of children... Anita: Roger, darling, I've got the most wonderful news.
Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling. Anita: Good morning, Cruella. Cruella De Vil: What a charming dog. Anita: Thank you. Cruella De Vil: Spots? Anita: Yes, she's Dalmatian. Cruella De Vil: Inspiration? Anita: Yes. Cruella De Vil: Long hair or short? Anita: Short. Cruella De Vil: Coarse or fine? Anita: I'm afraid it is a little coarse. Cruella De Vil: Pity! Anita: But it was very fine when she was a puppy. Cruella De Vil: Redemption! We need to have a little girl talk. Come to my office. Bring the drawing.
Anita: Oh. Cruella De Vil: It is rather amusing, isn't it? Anita: What is? Cruella De Vil: Well, if we make this coat... it would be as if I were wearing your dog.
Anita: Cruella! Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling! Cruella De Vil: Oh, Anita. Those dazzling dogs! And you must be Rufus. Roger: No, it's--it's Roger. And it's a pleasure, Miss De Vil. Cruella De Vil: What's a pleasure? Roger: Uh, making your acquaintance. Cruella De Vil: Such a sweet thought. I wish I could reciprocate. Tell me, darling, you married him for his dog. Cruella De Vil: Oh, darling, I've missed you so. I hate that you've taken leave. Anita: But I'm still working. Um, you've been getting my sketches? Cruella De Vil: Well, it's not the same thing. I miss the interaction... And what is it that you do... that allows you to support Anita in such... splendor? Roger: I design video games. Cruella De Vil: Video games? Roger: Mm-hmm. Cruella De Vil: Is he having me on? Anita: Oh, no, he's very good at it. Um, and it's a growing business. Cruella De Vil: Those horrible noisy things that children play with on their televisions? Someone designs them? What a senseless thing to do with your life. Roger: Oh, did Anita tell you the news? She's going to have a baby. Cruella De Vil: Is this true? Anita: Yes. Cruella De Vil: Oh, you poor thing! I'm so sorry. Anita: We're very excited about it, Cruella. Cruella De Vil: You can't be serious. Roger: She is! Cruella De Vil: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen. Roger: We're having puppies, too! Cruella De Vil: Puppies! You have been a busy boy. Well, I must say, that's somewhat better news. I adore puppies! I'll expect a decline in your work product. Anita: Oh, I shouldn't think so. Cruella De Vil: Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs. Anita: Oh, well, it won't be for another eight months. Cruella De Vil: The puppies, darling. Cruella De Vil: Ooh. I've no use for babies. Cheerio! Cheerio, darling!


