Shelly: Lootz is kryptonite on a stick.
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Shelly: Lootz is kryptonite on a stick.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Shelly Kaplow: Jesus, Bernie, is that what you think? That I would fuck with your happiness? That hurts me.
Casino employee: Where's Bernie, they're killing us. Yeah, we need him right away.
Shelly: Lootz is kryptonite on a stick.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Shelly Kaplow: Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. Lootz is all right, so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. If you so much as touch one fucking hair on his fucking head, I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking bathroom with your fucking ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: "Pain, pain, pain."
Shelly Kaplow: Jesus, Bernie, is that what you think? That I would fuck with your happiness? That hurts me.
Casino employee: Where's Bernie, they're killing us. Yeah, we need him right away.
Natalie: I think that, uh... I love you. No. I don't think. I'm pretty sure of it. You blindsided me, Bernie Lootz. I never saw it coming. You shouldn't do that to a girl. There's so many things you don't know, that you should know. Oh, fuck, I don't wanna ruin this. Bernie: It-it... it don't matter. It don't matter what you come clean about. It's not gonna change the way I feel about you. It's not. Natalie, I... I'd say it, but... Natalie: Say it. Just say it. Bernie: No, with my rotten luck... Natalie: Don't... fuck rotten luck, Bernie. That's over. Bernie: I love you, Natalie. I really, really love you.
Shelly: I can make you disappear like *that*! And not one fucking person would miss you! Not one fucking person! Natalie: Bernie would! He loves me. He loves me, and that kills you, doesn't it, Shelly?
Shelly Kaplow: You want to tell me what's going on out there? Bernie: I don't know. Shelly Kaplow: What do you mean you don't know? We're down almost a mil out there. Doesn't that seem strange to you? Bernie: I guess I'm having an off day. Shelly Kaplow: No, no, no. You don't have off days, Lootz. You're shitty luck incarnate.
