Rudy Baylor: What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Rudy Baylor: What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.
Rudy Baylor: How do you know when a lawyer is lying? When his lips are moving.
Rudy Baylor: Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last.
Rudy Baylor: Half an hour ago her husband came in and threw a bowl of soup at her, because she just didn't get how much he loved her.
Miss Birdie: This is that good process turkey.
Deck Shiffler: What they don't teach you in law school could get you hurt!
Deck Shiffler: There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company.
Rudy Baylor: What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead.
Rudy Baylor: How do you know when a lawyer is lying? When his lips are moving.
Rudy Baylor: Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last.
Rudy Baylor: Half an hour ago her husband came in and threw a bowl of soup at her, because she just didn't get how much he loved her.
Miss Birdie: This is that good process turkey.
Deck Shiffler: What they don't teach you in law school could get you hurt!
Deck Shiffler: There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company.
Rudy Baylor: Objection. Your honor, he's leading the witness. Judge Kipler: This is cross examination, leading is allowed. Overruled, as to leading.
Rudy Baylor: All due respect, Mr. Drummond, this is my deposition, I'm gonna call the witnesses in the order I see fit. So, I'd like to start with Jackie Lemancyzk. Rudy Baylor: Maybe we should just go call the judge, and... Leo F. Drummond: Oh, I don't believe we have to get pugilistic this time of the morning.
Judge Kipler: Mr. Drummond... you objected to the fast-tracking of this case. What's the problem? Leo F. Drummond: Well, your honor... this issue's already been ruled upon by Judge Hale. The preparations required by fast-tracking the case place undue burden upon both parties, I believe. Judge Kipler: Nonsense. Judge Kipler: Let me ask you something, Mr. Drummond. As a defense lawyer, have your EVER agreed to the fast-tracking of a lawsuit? Leo F. Drummond: Well your honor, I believe I have. Judge Kipler: Fine. Give me the name of the case and the court it was in. Leo F. Drummond: Well, your honor... I have to get back to you on that. Judge Kipler: Well, call me this afternoon by three. Leo F. Drummond: I don't believe I'm going to be in before three. Judge Kipler: Well, call me when you get in. I'm very interested in hearing about this case you agreed to fast-track. Leo F. Drummond: Yes sir. Judge Kipler: This boy's about to die, gentlemen. You do agree that we need to record his testimony? Leo F. Drummond: Yes indeed... of course, your honor. It's just that my trial calendar is pushin' me around pretty good. Judge Kipler: How about next Thursday afternoon? Rudy Baylor: Great for me, your honor. Leo F. Drummond: I'm sorry, your honor. Judge Kipler: That's a week from today. Leo F. Drummond: I believe I'm out of town. Leo F. Drummond: Yes, I am out of town Thursday. Judge Kipler: The deposition is set for next Thursday afternoon at 2pm. Judge Kipler: Sorry if it inconveniences the defense, but God knows there's enough of you guys to handle it.
Kelly Riker: RUDY... RUDY! Cliff, you idiot! What are you doing! Cliff Riker: You see what you did! Kelly, you see what you did? It's not my fault! I love you... I love you! Kelly Riker: RUDY! Kelly Riker: Stop it, Rudy! Stop. Kelly Riker: Give me the bat... and leave. Rudy Baylor: What? Kelly Riker: Give me the bat... and leave. You were not here tonight. Give me the bat.
Rudy Baylor: Well, they didn't teach me how to chase ambulances! Deck Shiffler: Well, you better learn quick or you're going to starve.
Rudy Baylor: What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you after you're dead.
Deck Shiffler: What did they teach you in law school? Rudy Baylor: Well, they didn't teach me how to chase ambulances! Deck Shiffler: Well, you better learn quick or you're gonna starve.
Rudy Baylor: Here's the policy. What do you think? Deck Shiffler: Well, this is the scratch-and-sniff armpit of the industry.
Deck Shiffler: We came with nothing. If he'd have thrown us out of his room for whatever reason, what have we lost? Rudy Baylor: A little dignity. Maybe a little self-respect.
Rudy Baylor: Everybody loves lawyer jokes, especially lawyers. They're even sort of proud of 'em. Why do you suppose that is?
Kelly Riker: I - can't file for a divorce. Rudy Baylor: Why not? Kelly Riker: Because he'll kill me. He tells me so all the time.
Deck Shiffler: I'm not worried about being arrested. I'm worried about my job.
Deck Shiffler: Now it's a wrongful death suit. Gazillions!
Rudy Baylor: Anybody in the room named Russell Crockett? Leo F. Drummond: He's gone, too. He was downsized. Rudy Baylor: Downsized? Well, what a coincidence. Leo F. Drummond: Our client's going through a periodic downsizing. Rudy Baylor: Yeah, well that will happen, won't it?
Rudy Baylor: I'm alone in this trial. I'm seriously outgunned and I'm scared, but I'm right.
Kelly Riker: He's become obsessed with sex. He thinks it's going to keep us together. Rudy Baylor: Listen, I really don't want to talk about that.
Deck Shiffler: Great Benefit's like a bad slot machine, never pays off.
Deck Shiffler: There's an advantage to dealing with pimps and thieves.
Deck Shiffler: They're bastards! This is a typical debit insurance scam. The Blacks call it street-surance. Rudy Baylor: So what do I do? Deck Shiffler: You sign 'em up. Sign 'em all up.
