Jojo Betzler: Nothing makes sense anymore. Yorki: Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
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Yorki: I am going home to my mother. I need a cuddle.
Rosie: Where are all the goddamned knives?
Jojo Betzler: I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.
Deertz: You and your friends may have heard a rumor that Hitler only has one ball. This is nonsense. He has four.
Rosie: You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.
Elsa Korr: Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.
Jojo Betzler: Yeah, I kind of deserved that.
Fraulein Rahm: O-M-Gott! He looks like a Picasso painting!
Deertz: Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
Yorki: I'm not sure we chose the right side.
Captain Klenzendorf: Well, if it isn't Herr Handgrenade himself.
Rosie: You don't know him. He's a fanatic. It took him three weeks to get over the fact that his grandfather was not blond.
Fraulein Rahm: Now, get your things together, kids. It's time to burn some books.
Adolf Hitler: And don't give her anymore knives!
Fraulein Rahm: I've had 18 kids for Germany. Such a great year to be a girl.
Deertz: I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
Jojo Betzler: Mama? Field Marshall Jojo is home. Mama? Mama, I'm home. Mama? Mama?
Adolf Hitler: She's pretty rude, you know. That's just my 2 pfennige.
Captain Klenzendorf: Look after your family. Look after this knife.
Yorki: I am going home to my mother. I need a cuddle.
Rosie: Where are all the goddamned knives?
Jojo Betzler: Fuck off, Hitler!
Jojo Betzler: I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.
Deertz: You and your friends may have heard a rumor that Hitler only has one ball. This is nonsense. He has four.
Elsa Korr: Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.
Jojo Betzler: Yeah, I kind of deserved that.
Fraulein Rahm: O-M-Gott! He looks like a Picasso painting!
Deertz: Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
Yorki: I'm not sure we chose the right side.
Rosie: You don't know him. He's a fanatic. It took him three weeks to get over the fact that his grandfather was not blond.
Captain Klenzendorf: Well, if it isn't Herr Handgrenade himself.
Fraulein Rahm: Now, get your things together, kids. It's time to burn some books.
Rosie: Where are all the goddamned knives?
Deertz: You and your friends may have heard a rumor that Hitler only has one ball. This is nonsense. He has four.
Rosie: You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.
Jojo Betzler: Yeah, I kind of deserved that.
Fraulein Rahm: O-M-Gott! He looks like a Picasso painting!
Adolf Hitler: And don't give her anymore knives!
Jojo Betzler: Nothing makes sense anymore. Yorki: Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
Jojo Betzler: What am I going to do? Adolf Hitler: I have no idea. Jojo Betzler, Adolf Hitler: Got It! Jojo Betzler: I'll negotiate. Adolf Hitler: I'll burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill... or negotiate.
Rosie: You're growing up too fast. Ten-year-olds shouldn't be celebrating war and talking politics. You should be climbing trees and then falling out of those trees. Jojo Betzler: But the Führer says when we win, it is us, young boys who will rule the world. Rosie: Pfft! The Reich is dying. We're going to lose the war and then what are you going to do, hmm? Life is a gift. We must celebrate it. We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive. Jojo Betzler: Well, I won't dance. Dancing is for people who don't have a job. Rosie: Dancing is for people who are free. It's an escape from all this.
Jojo Betzler: What's going on out here? Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They're coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo. Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing? Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
Jojo Betzler: But... you know... she's Jewish. Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians out there somewhere.
Captain Klenzendorf: Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up. Captain Klenzendorf: The girls will practice important womanly duties such as dressing wounds, making beds and learning how to get pregnant. Fraulein Rahm: I had eighteen babies for the Fuhrer. It's a great year to be a girl!
Jojo Betzler: If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something? Captain Klenzendorf: Ah, Jews, Jews, Jews. Are you still going on about those people? You know I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right? I'm trying to plan a defense strategy. Captain Klenzendorf: I've got Americans to the west, Captain Klenzendorf: got Russians to the east. Fraulein Rahm: My friend once met some Russians, and they ate him. Jojo Betzler: Who's the walnuts? Captain Klenzendorf: Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. I mean like that's bad, right? Jojo: Sex with dogs? Yorki: Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
Jojo Betzler: Jojo Betzler, ten years old. Today, you join the ranks of the Jungvolk in a very special training weekend. It's going to be intense. Today, you become a man. Jojo Betzler: I swear to devote all my energies and my strength to the savior of our country, and of his now. I am willing and ready to give up my life for him. So help me, God. Adolf Hitler: Yes, that's right. Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? Jojo Betzler: Snake mind. Adolf Hitler: And Jojo Betzler, what is your body? Jojo Betzler: Wolf body. Adolf Hitler: Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? Jojo Betzler: Panther courage. Adolf Hitler: And Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? Jojo Betzler: A German soul. Adolf Hitler: Yeah, man. You're ready. Jojo Betzler: Adolf? Adolf Hitler: Hmm? Jojo Betzler: I don't... I don't think I can do this. Adolf Hitler: What? Of course you can. Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're 10 years old, but you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met. Not to mention the fact you're really good looking. So you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay? Jojo Betzler: Okay. Adolf Hitler: That's the spirit, okay. Adolf Hitler: Heil me, man. Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler. Adolf Hitler: Whaaat? You can heil me better than that. Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler. Adolf Hitler: Just throw it away. Don't even think about it. Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler. Adolf Hitler: No, you're overthinking it. Heil Hitler. Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitaler. Adolf Hitler: Who's Hitaler? Do you even speak German? Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler. Adolf Hitler: That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil! Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler! Adolf Hitler: Heil Hitler! Jojo Betzler: Heil Hitler! Adolf Hitler: Heil Hitler! Adolf Hitler: Ooh, that's it! You've got it! Heil Hitler! Have a great day! Heil Hitler! You can be the best! Heil Hitler! You can do it! Jojo Betzler, Adolf Hitler: Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Adolf: Did you see how fast she moved? Jojo: Yes. Adolf: Like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens. And now she's got your fancy knife! Jojo: Mmm, my knife! Adolf: Yeah, like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens Jack the Ripper. You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
Adolf Hitler: Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit. we'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through, straight into a pit full of piranhas, and, and lava and bacon. Why, she won't know what hit her. Jojo Betzler: Shh! Adolf Hitler: Shh? Jojo Betzler: Shh! Adolf Hitler: You, shush. Shush me? Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.
Adolf Hitler: You two seem to be getting on well! Jojo Betzler: She doesn't seem like a bad person.
Jojo Betzler: Beethoven. Elsa Korr: Einstein. Jojo Betzler: Bach. Elsa Korr: Gershwin. Jojo Betzler: Brahms, Wagner, Mozart. Elsa Korr: Musicians. Is that all you have?
Elsa Korr: In the beginning, we used to live in caves, deep, deep in the center of the Earth... Scary places full of strange and wonderful creatures all with one thing in common. Jojo Betzler: Mm-hmm. Stealing the ends of penises? Elsa Korr: No, you idiot. The love of art. Jojo Betzler: No cutting penises off? Elsa Korr: Do you want the story or not? Jojo Betzler: You may continue, but I know it's true. The penis thing. Rabbis use them for earplugs.
Rosie: Jojo, you'll know when that happens. You'll feel it. It's a pain. Jojo Betzler: In my arse, I bet. Rosie: In your tummy. Like it's full of butterflies. Jojo Betzler: Yuck. Rosie: Yeah, yuck. Come on, Shitler, let's get a move on.
