Danny Jones: He's not in the Men's or Women's!
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Danny Jones: He's not in the Men's or Women's!
Ashley Albright: Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.
Jake Hardin: I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.
Ashley Albright: What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster and I give up.
Maggie: Is that applause or the sound of my nervous system shutting down?
Cab Driver: Wow, that's like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning.
Dana: You are the luckiest person in the world.
Jake Hardin: Is it me or did I just get lucky?
Peggy Braden: Oh, and in case you haven't guessed, you're fired!
Jake Hardin: I've been the luckiest guy in the world.
Ashley Albright: Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?
Road Worker: Hey, shut the valve! The pipe is broken!
Harry Judd: Oh bollocks!
Danny Jones: He's not in the Men's or Women's!
Ashley Albright: Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.
Jake Hardin: I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.
Ashley Albright: What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster and I give up.
Maggie: Is that applause or the sound of my nervous system shutting down?
Ashley Albright: Good morning, Oscar.
Dana: You are the luckiest person in the world.
Jake Hardin: Is it me or did I just get lucky?
Peggy Braden: Oh, and in case you haven't guessed, you're fired!
Jake Hardin: I've been the luckiest guy in the world.
Ashley Albright: Oh, my God!
Ashley Albright: Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?
Katy: Ugh, I've been slimed!
Road Worker: Hey, shut the valve! The pipe is broken!
Danny Jones: He's not in the Men's or Women's!
Jake Hardin: I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.
Ashley Albright: What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster and I give up.
Maggie: Is that applause or the sound of my nervous system shutting down?
Cab Driver: Wow, that's like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning.
Dana: You are the luckiest person in the world.
Jake Hardin: Is it me or did I just get lucky?
Peggy Braden: Oh, and in case you haven't guessed, you're fired!
Ashley Albright: Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?
Road Worker: Hey, shut the valve! The pipe is broken!
Party Detective: Ashley Albright? Ashley Albright: I'm afraid to say yes. Party Detective: You're under arrest. Ashley Albright: Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?
Jake Hardin: Look, I know a job if you're looking for one. Ashley Albright: Really? What's the scam? Jake Hardin: No scam. Ashley Albright: Well, do you want me to join your religion or something? Jake Hardin: No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours. Ashley Albright: It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam? Jake Hardin: Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L. Ashley Albright: "S.O.L."? Jake Hardin: "Shit out of luck". Ashley Albright: What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there? Jake Hardin: Yeah. Ashley Albright: Oh... Jake Hardin: Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there. Jake Hardin: I'm Jake. Ashley Albright: Ashley. Oh, God. Jake Hardin: No, you got it. Ashley Albright: Oh, my gosh. Jake Hardin: Looks great on you. Ashley Albright: Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now. Jake Hardin: For this one, I think you'll be fine. Ashley Albright: Okay. Jake Hardin: Want to check it out? Ashley Albright: Why are you so nice? Jake Hardin: What? Look, I mean, shit out of luck. That's my thing.
Jake Hardin: So, other than, uh, you know getting zapped, how's the job working out? Ashley Albright: Oh, I can't complain. Jake Hardin: That's good. Ashley Albright: No, I mean, I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.
Ashley Albright: I thought we were taking a jet. David Pennington: This takes us to the jet. Ashley Albright: Oh... This is definitely going in my diary.
Damon Phillips: You saved my life, Spider-Man. Jake Hardin: Ah, it was nothing, really. Damon Phillips: No, it was something. There's gotta be a way I can repay you, man.
David Pennington: Promise you'll be there. Six o'clock. Ashley Albright: Okay. I'll be the red head that looks like this.
Ashley Albright: Taxi! Ashley Albright: Sorry, I was just checking something.
Bride: I suppose that's your sister? Kissing Groom: No, Muffin, Muffin! Ashley Albright: Tomato! Sorry. Bride: You ruined my wedding! You ruined my wedding!
