Pastor Galswells: Miss Everglot, what are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
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The Corpse Bride: I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
The Corpse Bride: Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.
Victor: With this candle... I will set your mother on fire.
Victor Van Dort: I've got a... I've got a dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Town Crier: In other news... THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!
Maudeline Everglot: Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.
The Corpse Bride: And I thought... I thought this was all going so well.
The Corpse Bride: He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
Elder Gutknecht: Dearly beloved... and departed...
Skeleton: Women. Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em.
Mayhew: I guess they didn't want to waste the cake!
Maggot: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
Maggot: You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.
Victoria Everglot: Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? Well, perhaps in disappointment, we are perfectly matched.
Maudeline Everglot: Victoria, come away from the window.
Maggot: Psst, hey, I think you dropped something.
Bonejangles: Hey, come back! Ooh, I love me a lady with meat on her bones!
Black Widow Spider: Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. You've got - you've got - you've got a wonderful personality!
The Corpse Bride: Go chew on someone else's ear a while.
Town Crier: Hear ye, hear ye, ten minutes to go 'til Van Dort's wedding rehearsal.
Nell Van Dort: I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
Nell Van Dort: Look at the way your standing, You look like you've got rickets or something.
Pastor Galswells: Pay attention! Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
Pastor Galswells: Enough! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared! Young man, learn your vows!
Victor Van Dort: Ah, Mrs. Everglot. You look ravishing this evening. What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "dad"? If you insist, sir.
Victor Van Dort: Please, there's been a mistake. I'm not dead.
Victor Van Dort: Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. But then again, she never approved of anything.
Maudeline Everglot: Oh, Finis. Who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.
Finnis Everglot: Marvelous news. There will be a wedding after all.
Pastor Galswells: Miss Everglot, what are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
Elder Gutknecht: Dearly beloved and departed... we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
The Corpse Bride: I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
The Corpse Bride: Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.
Victor: With this candle... I will set your mother on fire.
Victor Van Dort: I've got a... I've got a dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Town Crier: In other news... THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!
Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.
Victor: Play dead... Oh, sorry.
Maudeline Everglot: Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.
The Corpse Bride: And I thought... I thought this was all going so well.
The Corpse Bride: He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
Mayhew: I guess they didn't want to waste the cake!
Elder Gutknecht: Dearly beloved... and departed...
Skeleton: Women. Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em.
Maudeline Everglot: Get those corsets laced properly! I can hear you speak without gasping.
The Corpse Bride: He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
Mayhew: I guess they didn't want to waste the cake!
Elder Gutknecht: Dearly beloved... and departed...
Skeleton: Women. Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em.
Maggot: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise. The Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.
Victor Van Dort: I want some questions! Now! General Bonesapart: Answers... I think you mean answers. Victor Van Dort: Thank you, yes, answers. I need answers.
Pastor Galswells: Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back... back... back. Skeleton: Keep it down, we're in a church!
The Corpse Bride: What a cutie. Victor Van Dort: You should have seen him with fur.
Black Widow Spider: Married, huh? I'm a widow. Black Widow Spider: Oh, how rude! He went that way!
Maggot: Let me at him! Let me at him! Don't hold me back! Elder Gutknecht: Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living. Barkis Bittern: Well said. Maggot: Not anymore! Elder Gutknecht: Yep. You're right. He's all yours.
Victor Van Dort: What's going on here? Where am I? Who are you? The Corpse Bride: Well, that's kind of a long story. Bonejangles: What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion and murder most foul.
Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands! Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.
Emil: Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort. William Van Dort: Why... you must be Miss Victoria. Yes, I must say you don't look a day over twenty. No. Oh, yes.
The Corpse Bride: Darling, I just wanted to meet... Darling, who's this? Victoria Everglot: Who is she? The Corpse Bride: I'm his wife. Victoria Everglot: Victor? Victor Van Dort: Victoria, wait. You don't understand. She's dead. Look!
Nell Van Dort: It's a beautiful day! William Van Dort: It's a rather nice day. Nell Van Dort: A day for a glorious wedding! William Van Dort: A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. Nell Van Dort: A rehearsal for a glorious wedding! William Van Dort: Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know. Nell Van Dort: That nothing unexpected interferes with the show. Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... Nell Van Dort: According to plan! William Van Dort: Our son will be married! Nell Van Dort: According to plan! William Van Dort: And our family carried, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: Elevated to the heights of society! Nell Van Dort: To the costumed balls! William Van Dort: In the hallowed halls! Nell Van Dort: Rubbing elbows with the finest! William Van Dort: And having crumpets with Her Highness! Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: We'll be there! We'll be seen! Having tea with the queen! We'll forget everything... that we've ever ever been!
Barkis Bittern: Oh, how touching. I always cry at weddings. Finally, our two young lovers are together at last. Surely now they can live happily ever after? But you forget... Barkis Bittern: She's still my wife! And I'm not leaving here empty-handed!
The Corpse Bride: Maybe perhaps he does belong with her. The Corpse Bride: Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart.
Maudeline Everglot: Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat; you'd think a lifetime watching us Maudeline Everglot: might have taught her that, might have taught her that. Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect. Maudeline Everglot: Everything must be perfect. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect, perfect! Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: That's why everything/every last everything/every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... According to plan!
Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day. Finnis Everglot: Now, don't be that way. Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding. Finnis Everglot: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in. Maudeline Everglot: That has led to this ominous wedding. Finnis Everglot: How could our family have come to this? Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riches? Maudeline Everglot: They're so common. Finnis Everglot: So coarse. Maudeline Everglot: Oh it couldn't be worse! Finnis Everglot: Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree. They could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy without a penny to their name. Just like you and me. Maudeline Everglot: Oh, dear! Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... Maudeline Everglot: According to plan! Finnis Everglot: Our daughter will wed. Maudeline Everglot: According to plan! Finnis Everglot: And our family led... Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: From the depths of deepest poverty... Maudeline Everglot: To the noble realm... Finnis Everglot: Of our ancestry. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: And who would've guessed in a million years, that our daughter with the face... Finnis Everglot: Of an otter in disgrace... Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Would provide our tickets to our rightful place?
