Baker's Wife: You got the cape? Baker: What have you done with the cow? Baker's Wife: ...She ran away. Baker: What? Baker's Wife: Never reached home. I've been looking for her all night! Baker: How could you! Baker's Wife: Well she might just as easily run away from you. Baker: But she didn't. Baker's Wife: But she might've done! Baker: But she didn't! Baker's Wife: BUT SHE MIGHT'VE DONE! Baker: BUT SHE DIDN'T! Witch: WHO CARES! Cow's gone! Get it back! Get it back!
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Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Witch: Stay a child while you can be a child.
Baker's Wife: Just remembering you had an 'and,' when you're back to 'or,' makes the 'or' mean more than is did before.
Little Red Riding Hood: Isn't it nice to know a lot... and a little bit not...
Witch: It's the last midnight, it's the last wish, it's the last midnight soon it will be boom squish.
Cinderella: My father's house was a nightmare; your house was a dream. Now I want something in between.
Baker's Wife: You've changed. You're daring. You're different in the woods.
Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Witch: Stay a child while you can be a child.
Baker's Wife: Just remembering you had an 'and,' when you're back to 'or,' makes the 'or' mean more than is did before.
Little Red Riding Hood: Isn't it nice to know a lot... and a little bit not...
Witch: It's the last midnight, it's the last wish, it's the last midnight soon it will be boom squish.
Cinderella: My father's house was a nightmare; your house was a dream. Now I want something in between.
Baker's Wife: You've changed. You're daring. You're different in the woods.
Jack: Magic what type of magic? Baker's Wife: Tell him. Baker: Magic that, uh, defies description.
Baker: As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters, and Florinda's foot, into her own hands. Florinda: Careful, my toe! Stepmother: Darling, I know! Florinda: What will we do? Stepmother: It'll have to go/but when you're his bride/you can sit or ride/you'll never need to walk! Baker: Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse, unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper. Lucinda was next... Lucinda: Why won't it fit? Stepmother: Darling, be still/cut off a bit of the heel and it will/and when you're his wife/you'll have such a life/you'll never need to walk! Baker: Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain. Stepmother: It's a perfect fit your highness!
Baker's Wife: You got the cape? Baker: What have you done with the cow? Baker's Wife: ...She ran away. Baker: What? Baker's Wife: Never reached home. I've been looking for her all night! Baker: How could you! Baker's Wife: Well she might just as easily run away from you. Baker: But she didn't. Baker's Wife: But she might've done! Baker: But she didn't! Baker's Wife: BUT SHE MIGHT'VE DONE! Baker: BUT SHE DIDN'T! Witch: WHO CARES! Cow's gone! Get it back! Get it back!
