Sparks: Was that your best shot, savage gypsy lover?
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Sparks: Was that your best shot, savage gypsy lover?
Sheik: In my country, we kill the insane.
Meistrich: You are a wild beast and I must tame you.
Sir Jeremy Burtom: I've found the stowaways! I've told the Captain but he doesn't seem to understand.
Emily: We don't find death. It finds us.
Meistrich: The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.
Arthur: My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass.
I'm sorry. Arthur: You stole my death.
Johnny Leguard: Essendine's a goose ready for cooking.
Meistrich: I will hurt them for causing you pain.
Mrs. Essendine: I'd tip you, but at the moment, I'm clothing rich and money poor.
Marco: It's just- I hate these things!
Captain: All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.
Johnny Leguard: This is Monsieur Lagasse in Stateroom Ten. I would like to cognac, Henessey, s'il vous plait. Merci.
Sparks: Was that your best shot, savage gypsy lover?
Sheik: In my country, we kill the insane.
Meistrich: You are a wild beast and I must tame you.
Emily: We don't find death. It finds us.
Meistrich: The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.
Arthur: My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass.
Mike: Drunken son a bitch!
Johnny Leguard: Essendine's a goose ready for cooking.
Meistrich: I will hurt them for causing you pain.
Mrs. Essendine: I'd tip you, but at the moment, I'm clothing rich and money poor.
Marco: It's just- I hate these things!
Captain: All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.
Sir Jeremy Burtom: I've found the stowaways! I've told the Captain but he doesn't seem to understand.
Johnny Leguard: This is Monsieur Lagasse in Stateroom Ten. I would like to cognac, Henessey, s'il vous plait. Merci.
Emily: Do you know the gentleman who stole your wife? Happy Franks: Danny Sussman. Emily: Excuse me? Happy Franks: He was my agent. Emily: Some agent! Happy Franks: He was a great agent. I loved him like a brother, I loved my wife like a mother and a hooker, and look where it's got me, alone, afraid, and I just wanna die! Emily: Don't give up, Hap, don't wanna die.
Sir Jeremy Burtom: Be careful! Anything happens to this profile, it's the death of my film career. Burtom's Assistant: You don't have a film career. Sir Jeremy Burtom: I'm too fucking good to have a film career!
Marco: He's a gardener? Arthur: What? Marco: Well, how many bulbs did he plant?
Maurice: Should I have an accent, too? Arthur: What kind? Maurice: I've always wanted to try Indian. Arthur: Yeah, but you don't really look Indian.
Lily 'Lil': There's just one thing I don't get. If the two of you needed the money so badly, why didn't you just sell the tickets? Lily 'Lil': Well, I'm glad you didn't because otherwise, we would have never met.
Maurice: So I insult him? Arthur: Yeah, yeah, tell him you think his pastries are no good, okay? Maurice: Oh, good idea, good idea. Arthur: Yeah. Say that they're stale. Maurice: Hey, buddy, your pastries are stale! Arthur: Right, but don't say buddy, just say ssss... sss... you're sss... Maurice: Your pastries are stale! Arthur: Yeah, you, your pastries are stale!
Arthur: What a fool you are! Baker in Kramer's Pastries: I am *not* a fool! Arthur: Oh, yes you are! Maurice: Sir, you really sholdn't talk to this gentleman that way. You like the cream puffs. I *don't* like the cream puffs. Arthur: FUCK THE CREAM PUFFS! THIS MAN IS A SLAVE AND AN IDIOT!
