Ed Crane: He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.
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Ed Crane: He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.
Reidenschneider: The more you look, the less you really know. It's a fact, a true fact. In a way, it's the only fact there is.
Ed Crane: Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven't played 'em right, I don't know.
Ed Crane: Me, I don't talk much... I just cut the hair.
Ed Crane: I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.
Reidenschneider: I litigate. I don't capitulate.
Ed Crane: My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.
Birdy Abundas: You know what you are? An enthusiast.
Reidenschneider: Science. Perception. Reality. Doubt. Reasonable doubt.
Doris Crane: Life is so goddamn wonderful you almost won't believe it. It's a bowl of goddamn cherries...
Ed Crane: Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.
Ed Crane: And through it all, we cut the hair.
Reidenschneider: Call for a Mistrial, your Honour!
Jacques Carcanogues: I think, one day, she'll make a very good typist. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Voila!
Reidenschneider: You're okay, pal. You're okay, she's okay, everything's gonna be hunky... And the, and the flapjacks, honey.
Doris Crane: Good luck with your goddamn cherries!
Costanza: He's a barber right? It's a good trade. So why you got no kids, huh?
Ed Crane: He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.
Reidenschneider: The more you look, the less you really know. It's a fact, a true fact. In a way, it's the only fact there is.
Ed Crane: Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven't played 'em right, I don't know.
Ed Crane: Me, I don't talk much... I just cut the hair.
Big Dave Brewster, Frank: What kind of a man are you?
Ed Crane: I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.
Reidenschneider: I litigate. I don't capitulate.
Ed Crane: My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.
Birdy Abundas: You know what you are? An enthusiast.
Big Dave Brewster: I'm all shot to hell.
Reidenschneider: Science. Perception. Reality. Doubt. Reasonable doubt.
Doris Crane: Life is so goddamn wonderful you almost won't believe it. It's a bowl of goddamn cherries...
Ed Crane: Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.
Ed Crane: And through it all, we cut the hair.
Reidenschneider: Call for a Mistrial, your Honour!
Jacques Carcanogues: I think, one day, she'll make a very good typist. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Voila!
Officer Persky: Crap detail...
Reidenschneider: You're okay, pal. You're okay, she's okay, everything's gonna be hunky... And the, and the flapjacks, honey.
Doris Crane: Good luck with your goddamn cherries!
Costanza: He's a barber right? It's a good trade. So why you got no kids, huh?
Doris Crane: Life is so goddamn wonderful you almost won't believe it. It's a bowl of goddamn cherries...
Jacques Carcanogues: I think, one day, she'll make a very good typist. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Voila!
Ed Crane: Was that a pass? Creighton Tolliver: Maybe. Ed Crane: Well you're out of line, mister... way out of line.
Creighton Tolliver: The barber! I didn't recognize you without the smock.
Reidenschneider: Forget the jealous husband thing, that's just silly. We're going with the blackmail.
Ed Crane: I called in Freddy Reidenschneider. I signed the house over to him. He said he didn't normally work that cheap.
Ed Crane: Did you write that? Birdy Abundas: No, that was Ludwig van Beethoven.
