Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you WILL die!
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Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us!
Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't!
Kim Jong-un: You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude!
Dave Skylark: This is 2014, women are smart now!
Dave Skylark: This is like Spike Lee saying he's white.
Dave Skylark: Get that goat! Get that goat! I have some questions for that goat.
Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.
Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it!
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.
Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you WILL die!
Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool!
Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Agent Lacey: You're going to have to put it in your ass.
Dave Skylark: I said that to Aaron that this bitch is as blind as a bat!
Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes!
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you!
Dave Skylark: Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Rob Lowe: It started on "The Outsiders".
Dave Skylark: Look! Look at this butt-fuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes! He's ready to use them.
He's no God! He has a butt-hole! Guard #1: How dare you talk about Supreme Leader that way!
Ironic! IRONIC! Your butthole is ironic!
Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us!
Kim Jong-un: You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.
Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't!
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude!
Dave Skylark: This is 2014, women are smart now!
Kim Jong-un: It's so empowering.
Dave Skylark: This is like Spike Lee saying he's white.
Dave Skylark: Get that goat! Get that goat! I have some questions for that goat.
Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it!
Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.
Agent Lacey: Do not fight that tiger, you WILL die!
Bill Maher: This is fucking bullshit!
Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Aaron Rapaport: I packed like a fool! Like a goddamn fool!
Agent Lacey: You're going to have to put it in your ass.
Dave Skylark: I said that to Aaron that this bitch is as blind as a bat!
Aaron Rapaport: Oh no! We really fucked up, guys! He's arming his fucking nukes!
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you!
Dave Skylark: Wait... the puppy!
Dave Skylark: Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?
Rob Lowe: It started on "The Outsiders".
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Dave Skylark: Look! Look at this butt-fuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes! He's ready to use them.
Rob Lowe: It started on "The Outsiders".
Dave Skylark: Look! Look at this butt-fuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes! He's ready to use them.
Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir! Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the FUCK that is! Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!
Dave Skylark: ... just own the night! Like it's the 4th of July! Kim Jong-un: No, not the chorus, please! Dave Skylark: Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!
Aaron Rapaport: It's that Katy fucking Perry? Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.
Dave Skylark: How's the puppy! Sook: Puppy is O.K.! Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant! Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.
Kim Jong-un: I have no comment on Margaritas. Dave Skylark: Then why don't you drink them? Kim Jong-un: I don't like brain freeze. Kim Jong-un: Fuck you, Dave. You fucking asshole.
Reporter: Yo Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss? Dave Skylark: I'm not gonna kiss them, but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand Dave Skylark: . Reporter: You gonna jerk him off? Dave Skylark: What? No! That's a *double entendre*! I'm *foreshadowing*! Aaron Rapaport: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
Soldier Watching the Interview: He's no God! He has a butt-hole! Guard #1: How dare you talk about Supreme Leader that way!
