Gomez Addams: We did good.
Morticia Addams: I won't tell, if you won't.
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Gomez Addams: We did good. Morticia Addams: I won't tell, if you won't.
Wednesday Addams: Remember, Bethany. I'm not locked here with you, you're locked in here with me.
Wednesday Addams: Ah, now I understand. This is a children's prison.
Gomez Addams: Hand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candles...
Parker: My mom has a lair *and* a jail? I knew I should've picked to live with my dad.
Wednesday Addams: Socrates, 8 tentacles, 9 lives.
Gomez Addams: Rasp-berry preserves... must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
Morticia Addams: Everyone all right? No missing limbs that weren't already missing before you came?
Gomez Addams: This is peculiar weather service.
Parker, Bethany: It's easy to be happy when you have no choice.
Uncle Fester: Let me put it this way: you've got a lot of homes you need to get rid of, and I've got a lot of family I want to get rid of.
Uncle Fester: Who'd ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?
Uncle Fester: and she has breath like a newborn baby's diaper!
Gomez Addams: So, what's dark and bitter here, other than yours truly?
Wednesday Addams: Remember, Bethany. I'm not locked here with you, you're locked in here with me.
Wednesday Addams: Ah, now I understand. This is a children's prison.
Morticia Addams: Don't forget to kick your father goodnight.
Gomez Addams: Hand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candles...
Wednesday Addams: I'll never forget you, Pugsley, although I will try.
Parker: My mom has a lair *and* a jail? I knew I should've picked to live with my dad.
Gomez Addams: Tish, you have got to try these coffee grounds, they have a certain grit to them!
Wednesday Addams: Socrates, 8 tentacles, 9 lives.
Morticia Addams: Pugsley, don't drink it all. This gentleman wants some too.
Uncle Fester: I think I can see my house from here! No wait, that's a woman's prison.
Gomez Addams: Rasp-berry preserves... must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
Morticia Addams: Everyone all right? No missing limbs that weren't already missing before you came?
Gomez Addams: This is peculiar weather service.
Parker, Bethany: It's easy to be happy when you have no choice.
Uncle Fester: Excuse me, I just tooted.
Grandma: I haven't bathed in 2 weeks... or is it months?
Uncle Fester: Let me put it this way: you've got a lot of homes you need to get rid of, and I've got a lot of family I want to get rid of.
Uncle Fester: Who'd ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?
Wednesday Addams: This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive...
Gomez Addams: So, what's dark and bitter here, other than yours truly?
Margaux Needler: You're welcome in advance.
Uncle Fester: and she has breath like a newborn baby's diaper!
Morticia Addams: Strange, there's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these...
Wednesday Addams: Pugsley's gone. Morticia Addams: I know that tone, Wednesday, dig up your brother. Wednesday Addams: We're weakening the gene pool.
Spirit of the House: GET OUT! Morticia Addams: Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee.
Morticia Addams: It's late. Gomez Addams: Wednesday can take care of herself. Morticia Addams: It's not Wednesday I'm worried about, it's all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.
Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy. Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like? Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!
Morticia Addams: If I'd known you were coming I could've made up the dungeon. Uncle Fester: Don't worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you'll never even know I'm here. Uncle Fester: I've practiced that move in a lot of houses.
Parker: You don't have a cell phone? That is so weird. Wednesday Addams: I may not have a... cell-phone, but you don't have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.
Wednesday Addams: What's so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else? Morticia Addams: Don't you dare talk to your mother like that, Wednesday.
Wednesday Addams: Parker's the daughter of that mannequin woman. She says she goes to a school called ju-noir high. Gomez Addams: Ju-noir high? Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.
Margaux Needler: Mama has to help people. Parker: *I* need help, aren't *I* people?
Wednesday Addams: What goes on at your school? Parker: Not much. Friends turning against each other, girls making other girls feel bad about themselves, you know, typical junior high. Wednesday Addams: Fascinating. Is anybody allowed to go? Parker: I guess so, but why would you want to?
Wednesday Addams: Uncle Fester can come and go as he pleases. Uncle Fester: Well not exactly, there *are* restrictions. I'm not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building... Morticia Addams: Wednesday, when you're all grown up you can travel all you want, but for now it's safer here. Wednesday Addams: Come, Socrates. Uncle Fester: South America, China, Europe, Asia... I AM allowed in Antarctica.
Wednesday Addams: Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer. Ms. Gravely: It's refreshing... what're you looking at? Wednesday Addams: Trudy Pickering, you sit on the toilet backward. Trudy Pickering: Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? How do you know that anyway?
Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask. Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has halitosis, it's a love match!
Gomez Addams: The fog's lifting! Morticia Addams: But that's impossible, unless... Gomez Addams: Someone's drained the marsh! But who? Morticia Addams: A town. This isn't good. Gomez Addams: We'll have to go introduce ourselves.
Morticia Addams: It's that Margaux woman. It appears she's worked everybody up into a crazed mob. Gomez Addams: Well I must say, I admire her work.
Wednesday Addams: Tomorrow you'll become a man, and I'll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley. Pugsley Addams: I always kind of knew it'd end like this, I just didn't think it would be this soon.
Parker: My mom must've built hidden cameras into everybody's homes. Wednesday Addams: I believe the word is psychotic.
