Ned Lovett: How would you like it if I told you your Mexican divorce is no good. Chick Bean: Yesterday you told me it was good. Ned Lovett: Yeh, but that was yesterday. Today's Friday. Here's a wire that I just received from your first wife's lawyer in New York. Scan it, my boy, scan it. Chick Bean: Please arrest the bigamist. Oh, now, wait, look. Now, you know that isn't right. Now, she calls me a bigamist. Ned Lovett: Yes now and that's what you are a bigamist. You married twice didn't you? Chick Bean: Yeh. Ned Lovett: Well, that proves it. For of all the fools, you are the bigamist.
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Ned Lovett: How would you like it if I told you your Mexican divorce is no good. Chick Bean: Yesterday you told me it was good. Ned Lovett: Yeh, but that was yesterday. Today's Friday. Here's a wire that I just received from your first wife's lawyer in New York. Scan it, my boy, scan it. Chick Bean: Please arrest the bigamist. Oh, now, wait, look. Now, you know that isn't right. Now, she calls me a bigamist. Ned Lovett: Yes now and that's what you are a bigamist. You married twice didn't you? Chick Bean: Yeh. Ned Lovett: Well, that proves it. For of all the fools, you are the bigamist.
Chick Bean: Ain't she a peach? Ned Lovett: She who? What are you talking about? Chick Bean: The blonde that just passed! Ned Lovett: The blonde? Chick Bean: Yeah. Ned Lovett: No blonde passed me, boy, you ought to know better than that. Chick Bean: Hey, you mean to say there isn't a girl standing over there? Ned Lovett: Certainly there's no girl standing over there. Chick Bean: Don't tell me its just that drink. Ned Lovett: Yeah, you're drunk. Ned Lovett: Oh, you're silly. Ned Lovett: Oh, are you drunk. Chick Bean: Oh, you make me mad, you do. Of course there's a girl there. But, Ned, hey, she shouldn't take off her clothes, not here. Ned Lovett: Give me a drink of that stuff.
Chick Bean: And today I'm starting 50 years of billing and cooing. Ned Lovett: Listen, my boy, and let me set you straight. The cooing stops when the honeymoon is over, but the billing goes on forever. Ned Lovett, Chick Bean: ... Ned Lovett: Well, when did you get married? Chick Bean: About 15 minutes ago, and I'm still happy.
