Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to. Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.
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Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.
Jennifer Check: You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.
Chip Dove: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
Camille: You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese!
Jennifer Check: Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's *so* emo...
Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
Jennifer Check: These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
Needy Lesnicky: And sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.
Chip's Mom: Camille! Sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.
Needy Lesnicky: The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
Jennifer Check: Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, your butch!
Nikolai Wolf: I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.
Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.
Jennifer Check: You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.
Chip Dove: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
Jennifer Check: Got a tampon?
Chastity: You're totally lesbi-gay.
Camille: You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese!
Jennifer Check: Nice hardware, Ace.
Jennifer Check: These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
Needy Lesnicky: The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
Jennifer Check: Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's *so* emo...
Camille: You knock it off, Chip! You're penis cheese!
Jennifer Check: These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.
Needy Lesnicky: The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
Jennifer Check: Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's *so* emo...
Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed. Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater. Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk. Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
Needy Lesnicky: Colin's really nice. Jennifer Check: He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil. Chip Dove: I know. Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol? Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Needy Lesnicky: Are you PMS'ing or something? Jennifer Check: PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
Chip Dove: She can fly? Needy Lesnicky: She's just hovering... It's not that impressive. Jennifer Check: God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater!
Chip Dove: Did you get the make and model? Needy Lesnicky: I don't know, Chip! An '89 rapist?
Nikolai Wolf: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face. Nikolai Wolf: Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.
Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to. Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.
Passing Motorist: So, why are you headed east? Needy Lesnicky: I'm following this rock band. Passing Motorist: Must be one hell of a group. Needy Lesnicky: Tonight's gonna be their last show.
Needy Lesnicky: I'm gonna call the cops. Jennifer Check: Uh, okay... why don't you narc me out? I've got the cops in my back pocket, Needy. I'm fucking a Cadet, remember?
Needy Lesnicky: I don't even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. Needy Lesnicky: I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person... Needy Lesnicky: But sometimes change can be good! For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but if you're bitten by a demon, and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities... Needy Lesnicky: You might get lucky for once in your miserable life!
Nutritionist: Just one Toastem, huh? Needy Lesnicky: I like Toastems. Nutritionist: That's good. But I'm not sure a Toastem can provide you with sufficient energy for your day. I'd recommend more complex carbohydrates... Needy Lesnicky: I recommend that you shut the fuck up!
Chip Dove: I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but... Needy Lesnicky: Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.
Chastity: "Rumor"? Rumor! It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.
Nutritionist: Just one Toast 'Em, huh? Needy Lesnicky: I like Toast 'Ems. Nutritionist: That's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide you with sufficient energy for your day. I'd recommend more complex carbohydrates... Needy Lesnicky: I recommend that you shut the fuck up!
