Sarah: I miss doing time in prison with you.
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Mr. Leezak: You never see the hard days in a photo album, but those are the ones that get you from one happy snap shot to the next.
Tom: Good thing that didn't happen while we were using it.
Tom: I need to know everything... where, when, how small his weiner is.
Sarah: No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.
Tom: I just hope that... I can be... all that I can... be... in this... family...
Tom: Girl, we are never gonna forget this honeymoon.
Tom: Wow, Pussy's never insulted me. Now I feel loved!
Sarah: I miss doing time in prison with you.
Wendy: That was the longest fricking piss in Italian history.
Tom: Son of a beotch! My skull is on firee!
Tom: The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino.
Tom: How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe.
Tom: And the hits just keep on coming.
Tom: I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage.
Tom: We're keeping the champagne jock strap!
Yuan: We call S.W.A.T. team on your ass.
Mr. Leezak: You never see the hard days in a photo album, but those are the ones that get you from one happy snap shot to the next.
Tom: I need to know everything... where, when, how small his weiner is.
Sarah: No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.
Tom: I just hope that... I can be... all that I can... be... in this... family...
Tom: Girl, we are never gonna forget this honeymoon.
Tom: Wow, Pussy's never insulted me. Now I feel loved!
Sarah: I miss doing time in prison with you.
Wendy: That was the longest fricking piss in Italian history.
Tom: Son of a beotch! My skull is on firee!
Tom: The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino.
Tom: How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe.
Tom: And the hits just keep on coming.
Tom: I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage.
Tom: That's yours.
Tom: We're keeping the champagne jock strap!
Yuan: We call S.W.A.T. team on your ass.
Tom: Good thing that didn't happen while we were using it.
Sarah: No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.
Tom: Hello Peter! So happy you could join us! Sarah: Tom what are you doing? Tom: I was thinking, that it's time for Peter and I to TANGO! Peter: He's crazy! See you have no furture with this guy. Sarah: Peter, shut up. Tom you're acting like a crazy person. Tom: Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray ! Peter: I'm warning you Leizak Peter: I studied karate with a Grand Master. Tom: Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!
Peter: I'm not afraid of you. I studied martial arts with some of the best Chinese masters. Tom: Well, I sure hope they taught you how to pull a fire poker out of your ass.
Sarah: Tom, you're acting like a crazy person! Tom: Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore! Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college. Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.
Stewardess: Return to your seat please Sarah: Just a minute Stewardess: Return to your seat now please, playtime is over Sarah: BEAT IT STEW! Stewardess: The captain has turned the fasten your seat belt light on
Tom: Hey, we're in this together. Sarah: Do you have four guys staring at your boobies right now? No.
Sarah: Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything? Tom: Like when I told you I liked your brother? Sarah: This is serious Tom. Tom: I am serious, I really don't like him.
Tom: Maybe we should just have sex. Sarah: Call me crazy, but I'm not in the mood to make love to you.
Wendy: Oh my god! This is like the Twilight Zone. Tom: I couldn't agree with you more.
Tom: So, everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this, huh? Sarah: Since when do we care what people think.
Tom: So basically, you're asking me if I would rather be married to Sarah or have 51 one night stands. Kyle: Minimum. Tom: I don't even have to think about it. Kyle: Ok, is there a girl you wished you'd hooked up with, but didn't? Tom: You are like the worst best man ever!
Tom: We haven't had sex once since we got married! And I'm- Tom: -why are you laughing? I'm concerned!
Kyle: I hope she doesn't spook on you, man. Tom: What are you talking about? Kyle: Oh, I love Sarah, don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook.
Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage. Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'. Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog! Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.
Kyle: Open the gates. Jack-in-the-box! Yuan: Me not jack in box. You jack in box.
Sarah: Tom, you're acting like a crazy person! Tom: Well, *maybe* it's cuz I just got hit in the *head* with a ten pound *ashtray*!
Sarah: Great, now we get to freeze to death.
Sarah: Turn off your brights, jackass!
Tom: Great, there's no fucking tilt wheel in Europe.
Kyle: Drop the love bomb, baby! Yeah!
