Kim Day Craig: Have you got partner shame, Brett? When have I ever embarrassed you? When? Just tell me. One time. Sharon Strzelecki: Um, actually, Kim, you know, there was that last drinks. Remember? When Brett was trying to impress that big client from Samsung? And you came up and your top fell off. When you were blind. Kim Day Craig: I was not blind and that was a wardrobe malfunction.
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Kath Day Knight: Oh, Kim! Look, it's not Brett's fault If you're gonna blame anybody, blame John Howard.
Kath Day Knight: Kim! Bite your tongue or I'll come over there and bite it for you.
Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, thanks, Mrs. D. Can I crack open the Tia Maria and put on some footy franks?
Kel Knight: That really is nice toast. Is that sour dough?
Kelly: Well, that's good that I know now. Because I really need you to spend the night with me, Brett.
Kel Knight: Come on, Epps. It's a good film. It's Barbra Streisand. We love Barbra Streisand. Yes, we do.
Kim Day Craig: There's Santa. I got such a vibe from him the other day.
Brett Craig: Well, it looks like we're both in the doghouse now, eh, Kel?
Kath Day Knight: What? I didn't do anything, it's my aphrodisiac.
Kim Day Craig: That's it, Brett. I want a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-S-E!
Kath Day Knight: No, it's fine, Kel. It's fine. It's not off. Yoghurt smells like that.
Kath Day Knight: You look just like Todd McKenney.
Kath Day Knight: Oh, Kim! Look, it's not Brett's fault If you're gonna blame anybody, blame John Howard.
Kath Day Knight: Kim! Bite your tongue or I'll come over there and bite it for you.
Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, thanks, Mrs. D. Can I crack open the Tia Maria and put on some footy franks?
Kel Knight: That really is nice toast. Is that sour dough?
Kelly: Well, that's good that I know now. Because I really need you to spend the night with me, Brett.
Kim Day Craig: There's Santa. I got such a vibe from him the other day.
Brett Craig: Well, it looks like we're both in the doghouse now, eh, Kel?
Kath Day Knight: What? I didn't do anything, it's my aphrodisiac.
Kim Day Craig: That's it, Brett. I want a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-S-E!
Kel Knight: Come on, Epps. It's a good film. It's Barbra Streisand. We love Barbra Streisand. Yes, we do.
Kim Day Craig: Brett is now the official Cumputa City floater. Kath Day Knight: Oh! A floater. Well, what does that pacifically entail, Kim? Kim Day Craig: Well, Brett sort of explained it like he's kind of like an octopus. You know, spreading his testicles over all departments. Kath Day Knight: Oh, that sounds like a big job.
Kim Day Craig: Have you got partner shame, Brett? When have I ever embarrassed you? When? Just tell me. One time. Sharon Strzelecki: Um, actually, Kim, you know, there was that last drinks. Remember? When Brett was trying to impress that big client from Samsung? And you came up and your top fell off. When you were blind. Kim Day Craig: I was not blind and that was a wardrobe malfunction.
Kim Day Craig: Mum, can I have a giant Wonka Bar? Kath Day Knight: No you can't. Kim Day Craig: Please? I haven't had anything all day. Kath Day Knight: No, you just had a packet of Nerds, Kim. Kim Day Craig: Oh, you're so mean. I'm starving. Please! Kath Day Knight: No! Kim Day Craig: Please! Kath Day Knight: I said no! Kim Day Craig: Ohh! I hate you! Kath Day Knight: Kimmy. Kim, look at me, please. Look at me. Kath Day Knight: Look at me! Now, I've got one word to say to you, Kim. Oh, yes, alright.
Kim Day Craig: So tell me, Kim. What's all the goss? What's been happening around here. Kath Day Knight: Brett's had a big promotion. Kim Day Craig: Oh, really? What? Kath Day Knight: Yeah. He's been moved sideways. Yeah, so the pressure's really on me now. You wouldn't know what it's like to be married to a very successful guy. Kim Day Craig: Oh, wouldn't I? Kim Day Craig: What do you call this here eating his yoghurt and moosli. So tell me, what's the promotion.
Kel Knight: Gee, your trap's tight, sweets. Kath Day Knight: Yeah, I know. Loosen it up for me, will you?
Kath Day Knight: Kel! Don't eat those. They're not for us, they're for The Wiggles. Can't you read? Kel Knight: No need to bite my head off. I might have one of these drinks. Kath Day Knight: No! They're Rhonda Burchmore's Gatorades.
Rhonda Burchmore: Hey, Darl, can you give me a hand with my zip? Kel Knight: Oh, sorry, Rhonda. Tuna hands.
Sharon Strzelecki: What do you think, Kim? It's a bit tight. I can't walk very well. I can hobble, though. Oh, jeez, Kim, I really love it. Kim Day Craig: Oh, my God! Sharon Strzelecki: I know. It's really nice, isn't it? Kim Day Craig: Oh, that is so funny. Kim Day Craig: Wear that, Sharon. Wear that. Sharon Strzelecki: I don't want to look funny, Kim. I want to look pretty. Kim Day Craig: Oh, come on, Sharon. You're never gonna look pretty.
Kel Knight: So each number corresponds to a letter of the alphabet? Kath Day Knight: And it spells out the magic word: "Franchisee"? Well, what does that mean? John Monk: It means that I want to offer you and Kel the Da Vinci Code Tour franchise.
Kath Day Knight: Gee, he's an Australian icon isn't he? Kim Day Craig: Yep. Kath Day Knight: And she's an Icon. Kim Day Craig: Mm-hm. Kath Day Knight: He's an icon. Kim Day Craig: He's not an icon. He's just a con. Kath Day Knight: Huh? Kim Day Craig: Oh, The Wiggles. They're icons. Kath Day Knight: Yeah. Oh, Kim, did I tell you? When they sang "Hot Potato" at Carols, I went off, literally. Kim Day Craig: Eww! I'm more a Hooley Dooley girl, myself. Sharon likes The Wiggles.
Kim Day Craig: Still gotta get something good for Brett Kim Day Craig: . You know, he's really into labels now... Dulcie and Kabanna, Tony Hellfinger, Louise Futon.
Kath Day Knight: How's it going, Sharon? Have you met anybody yet? Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, no, not really, Mrs. D. Just a couple of lukewarm nibbles. Kath Day Knight: Oh well, whatever you do, love, don't put your photo up. Sharon Strzelecki: I already have. Why? Do you think it would put people off? Kath Day Knight: Oh, no Sharon. You've got a very pretty face. It wasn't full-length, though, was it?
Sharon Strzelecki: I'm getting married! Kim Day Craig: What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?
Kim Day Craig: Sharon! What have you come as? Sharon Strzelecki: Well, this is my Polish national costume, Kim. Why? Kim Day Craig: No, I said "pole dancing". Sharon Strzelecki: Yeah, well, I'm a Pole, Kim. Strezlecki.
Kim Day Craig: Oh, Mum! What a great costume! Sharon Strzelecki: Oh wow, Mrs D. You look hilarious. You're gonna win for sure. Where'd you get that? Kath Day Knight: Oh, from my wardrobe, Sharon. Costume? Kim Day Craig: Yeah, it's an 80's party. Kath Day Knight: Oh, no! Nobody told me. I would have put something funny on!
Michael Bublé: Thanks for your help back there, Kath. You're obviously an old pro from way back. Kath Day Knight: Oh, right back at you, mister. Michael Bublé: Kath, remember. Save the last dance for me.
Trude: Now, Prue, I hate to talk work, but this morning we've got that awful guy from Blanco. Prue: Oh, no! He's so Miele-mouthed. He always talks Bosch. Trude: I know. He makes me want to Gaggenau. Prue: Oh, Trude. Me too. Prue: Oh, no. I see faux fur's back. Trude: Ohh! What is she doing down there? Prue: I know. And with her tree. Don't you think she could get it delivered? Trude: I don't think they deliver where she lives. Prue: Oh, Trude, you're dreadful. You're dreadful.
Sharon Strzelecki: What do you think, Kim? It's a bit tight. I can't walk very well. I can hobble, though. Oh, jeez, Kim, I really love it. Kim Craig: Oh, my God! Sharon Strzelecki: I know. It's really nice, isn't it? Kim Craig: Oh, that is so funny. Kim Craig: Wear that, Sharon. Wear that. Sharon Strzelecki: I don't want to look funny, Kim. I want to look pretty. Kim Craig: Oh, come on, Sharon. You're never gonna look pretty.
Sharon Strzelecki: Could you tell me the correct time, please? Trude: 6: 45 in the morning. Sharon Strzelecki: I've been up shopping all night. I'm getting married. Trude: Mmm... Completely over the limit? What, not a cent?... No, it looks about right... No, I'm happy to... Thank you... Bye-bye. Trude: The bank's instructed me to do this to your credit card. Trude: And that comes in a cute complimentary Christmas box. Thank you, bye-bye.
Kath Day-Knight: What? I didn't do anything, it's my aphrodisiac.
Michael Bublé: Thanks for your help back there, Kath. You're obviously an old pro from way back. Kath Day-Knight: Oh, right back at you, mister. Michael Bublé: Kath, remember. Save the last dance for me.
Kim Craig: Bloody Sharon. I am not mean. Mummy's a hornbag, aren't I, Epponnee? Epponnee-Rae Craig: Nuh. Kim Craig: You little b-- You said your first word! Say it again! Say it again! Epponnee-Rae Craig: Nuh. Kim Craig: Mum! Epponnee just said her first word! Kath Day-Knight: Oh, that's nice, Kim, but I've got issues at the moment. Kel and I have separated. Kim Craig: So have Sharon and me. So what happened? Kath Day-Knight: Kel's green-eyed monster, that's what happened. Reared its ugly head big time last night.
Kim Craig: Brett is now the official Cumputa City floater. Kath Day-Knight: Oh! A floater. Well, what does that pacifically entail, Kim? Kim Craig: Well, Brett sort of explained it like he's kind of like an octopus. You know, spreading his testicles over all departments. Kath Day-Knight: Oh, that sounds like a big job.
Kath Day-Knight: Oh, Kim! Look, it's not Brett's fault. If you're gonna blame anybody, blame John Howard.
Kim Craig: Have you got partner shame, Brett? When have I ever embarrassed you? When? Just tell me. One time. Sharon Strzelecki: Um, actually, Kim, you know, there was that last drinks, remember? When Brett was trying to impress that big client from Samsung? And you came up and your top fell off. When you were blind. Kim Craig: I was not blind, and that was a wardrobe malfunction.
Kim Craig: Mum, can I have a giant Wonka Bar? Kath Day-Knight: No, you can't. Kim Craig: Please? I haven't had anything all day. Kath Day-Knight: No, you just had a packet of Nerds, Kim. Kim Craig: Oh, you're so mean. I'm starving. Please! Kath Day-Knight: No! Kim Craig: *Please*! Kath Day-Knight: I said, no! Kim Craig: Ohh! I hate you! Kath Day-Knight: Kimmy. Kim, look at me, please. Look at me. Kath Day-Knight: Look at me! Now, I've got one word to say to you, Kim. Oh, yes, all right.
Kath Day-Knight: Kim! Bite your tongue or I'll come over there and bite it for you.
Kath Day-Knight: So tell me, Kim. What's all the goss? What's been happening around here. Kim Craig: Brett's had a big promotion. Kath Day-Knight: Oh, really? What? Kim Craig: Yeah. He's been moved sideways. Yeah, so the pressure's really on me now. You wouldn't know what it's like to be married to a very successful guy. Kath Day-Knight: Oh, wouldn't I? Kath Day-Knight: What do you call this guy here eating his yoghurt and moosli? So tell me, what's the promotion.
Kel Knight: Gee, your trap's tight, sweets. Kath Day-Knight: Yeah, I know. Loosen it up for me, will you?
Kath Day-Knight: Kel! Don't eat those. They're not for us. They're for the Wiggles. Can't you read? Kel Knight: No need to bite my head off. I might have one of these drinks. Kath Day-Knight: No! They're Rhonda Burchmore's Gatorades.
Kim Craig: There's Santa. I got such a vibe from him the other day.
Kel Knight: So each number corresponds to a letter of the alphabet? Kath Day-Knight: And it spells out the magic word "franchisee"? Well, what does that mean? John Monk: It means that I want to offer you and Kel the Da Vinci Code Tour franchise.
Kath Day-Knight: Gee, he's an Australian icon isn't he? Kim Craig: Yep. Kath Day-Knight: And she's an Icon. Kim Craig: Mmm-hmm. Kath Day-Knight: He's an icon. Kim Craig: He's not an icon. He's just a con. Kath Day-Knight: Huh? Kim Craig: Oh, the Wiggles. They're icons. Kath Day-Knight: Yeah. Oh, Kim, did I tell you? When they sang Hot Potato at Carols, I went off, literally. Kim Craig: Eww! I'm more a Hooley Dooley girl myself. Sharon likes the Wiggles.
Kim Craig: I gotta go and get your present. Kath Day-Knight: Where? Where are you going? Kim Craig: I'll be in the two-dollar shop.
Kath Day-Knight: How's it going, Sharon? Have you met anybody yet? Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, no, not really, Mrs. D. Just a couple of lukewarm nibbles. Kath Day-Knight: Oh well, whatever you do, love, don't put your photo up. Sharon Strzelecki: I already have. Why? Do you think it would put people off? Kath Day-Knight: Oh, no Sharon. You've got a very pretty face. It wasn't full-length, though, was it?
Sharon Strzelecki: I'm getting married! Kim Craig: What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?
Kim Craig: Sharon! What have you come as? Sharon Strzelecki: Well, this is my Polish national costume, Kim. Why? Kim Craig: No, I said "*pole* dancing"! Sharon Strzelecki: Yeah, well, I'm a Pole, Kim. Strezlecki. Well, *half* a Pole anyway, on my dad's side. Kim Craig: No! Sexy dancing with a pole! Sharon Strzelecki: What? Well... that sounds a bit stupid, Kim.
Kim Craig: Oh, Mum! What a great costume! Sharon Strzelecki: Oh, wow, Mrs D. You look hilarious. You're gonna win for sure. Where'd you get that? Kath Day-Knight: Oh, from my wardrobe, Sharon. Costume? Kim Craig: Yeah, it's an 80's party. Kath Day-Knight: Oh, no! Nobody told me. I would have put something funny on!
