Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
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Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
Scout Master Ward: Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!
Walt Bishop: Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!
Suzy: I think you've still got lightning in you.
Sam: Watch out for turtles. They'll bite you if you put your fingers in their mouths.
Walt Bishop: I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.
Sam: Wait. Just in case this is a suicide or they capture us and we never see each other again anymore, I just want to say: Thank you for marrying me. I'm glad I got to know you, Suzy.
Sam: I made you some jewelry. Are your ears pierced?
Suzy: Molly's right. I do go berserk.
Scout Master Ward: He left me a letter of resignation. Over.
Walt Bishop: I'll be out back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
Laura Bishop: Are you a lawyer? Because we are.
Suzy: You can touch my chest. I, uh... I think they're gonna grow more.
Walt Bishop: How can we help her? She's got so many problems. It's getting worse.
Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
Scout Master Ward: Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!
Walt Bishop: Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!
Suzy: I think you've still got lightning in you.
Suzy: You can touch my chest. I, uh... I think they're gonna grow more.
Sam: Watch out for turtles. They'll bite you if you put your fingers in their mouths.
Sam: See you tomorrow.
Walt Bishop: I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.
Sam: Wait. Just in case this is a suicide or they capture us and we never see each other again anymore, I just want to say: Thank you for marrying me. I'm glad I got to know you, Suzy.
Sam: I made you some jewelry. Are your ears pierced?
Suzy: Molly's right. I do go berserk.
Scout Master Ward: He left me a letter of resignation. Over.
Walt Bishop: How can we help her? She's got so many problems. It's getting worse.
Walt Bishop: I'll be out back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
Laura Bishop: Are you a lawyer? Because we are.
Sam: Why do you always use binoculars? Suzy: It helps me see things closer. Even if they're not very far away. I pretend it's my magic power. Sam: That sounds like poetry. Poems don't always have to rhyme, you know. They're just supposed to be creative.
Sam: I admit we knew we'd get in trouble. That part's true. We knew people would be worried, and we still ran away, anyway. But something also happened, which we didn't do on purpose. When we first met each other, something happened to us. Captain Sharp: That's very eloquent. I can't argue against anything you're saying. But then again, I don't have to, 'cause you're 12 years old. Look, let's face it, you're probably a much more intelligent person than I am. In fact, I guarantee it. But even smart kids stick they're finger in electrical sockets sometimes. It takes time to figure things out. It's been proven by history. All mankind makes mistakes. It's our job to try to protect you from making the dangerous ones, if we can. We want a slug? Sam: Captain Sharp: What's your rush? You've got your whole life in front of yourself. Ahead of you, I mean. Sam: Maybe so. Anyway, you're a bachelor. Captain Sharp: So are you. Sam: That's true. Did you love someone ever? Captain Sharp: Yes, I did. Sam: What happened? Captain Sharp: She didn't love me back. Sam: Ah. Captain Sharp: I'm sorry for your loss. Anyway, that's what you're supposed to say.
Sam: Why do you consider me your enemy? Redford: Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors. Sam: She's my wife now. Redford: Congratulations! Sam: Thank you. But I'm saying before that, six weeks ago, from day one, why didn't you like me? Redford: Why should I? Nobody else does.
Sam: Those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck. Suzy: Was he a good dog? Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.
Sam: Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down. Suzy: Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.
Sam: Listen to some reason. I don't like you. You don't like me. So, why don't you just let us disappear? Redford: Well, it's tempting, but we can't allow it.
Suzy: I know what you do with that sad, dumb policeman. Laura Bishop: He's not dumb... But I guess he is kind of sad.
Suzy: We might have to swim for it. Sam: How deep is it? I didn't bring my life jacket. Suzy: I don't know but if it's too shallow, we'll break our necks anyway.
Lazy-Eye: What's your real job, sir? Scout Master Ward: I'm a math teacher. Lazy-Eye: What grade? Scout Master Ward: Eighth. Lazy-Eye: Do you need a PhD for that? Scout Master Ward: Lazy-Eye, no, but you know what? We're actually in the middle of something here, in case you didn't notice. One of our scouts is missing and that's a crisis. Anybody else? Redford. Redford: What if he resists? Scout Master Ward: Who? Redford: Shakusky, are we allowed to use force on him? Scout Master Ward: No, you're not. This is a non-violent rescue operation. Your mission is to find him, not to hurt him, under any circumstances. Am I making myself understood? Scout Master Ward: I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is real my job. Scout Master, Troop 55. I'm a math teacher on the side.
Sam: Get out of my chimney. Skotak: Listen to me. We're here for friendship. We're going to get you off this island. Sam: No, thanks. Skotak: Yes, thanks. This is an emergency rescue. Sam: It's worthless to me. There's no point, not without Suzy.
Laura Bishop: Poor Suzy. Why is everything so hard for you? Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
