David: So, your parents are good on Shabbos? Meg: Yeah, they, I mean, they know what this is. They just haven't been to one before. David: Ok, I just don't want them to freak out. Meg: They're not gonna freak out. I told them to expect some prayers and to keep their phones in their pockets. David: Great. David: Hi, Gary. Gary: You guys ready for tonight? David: H-how do you know about that? Gary: Your dad was here earlier. David: Ok. You mind putting this on my tab? Gary: You know, I'll put it on your mom's. David: That's the one I was talking about.
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David: So, your parents are good on Shabbos? Meg: Yeah, they, I mean, they know what this is. They just haven't been to one before. David: Ok, I just don't want them to freak out. Meg: They're not gonna freak out. I told them to expect some prayers and to keep their phones in their pockets. David: Great. David: Hi, Gary. Gary: You guys ready for tonight? David: H-how do you know about that? Gary: Your dad was here earlier. David: Ok. You mind putting this on my tab? Gary: You know, I'll put it on your mom's. David: That's the one I was talking about.
Richard: Well, you know, Wisconsin is the number one exporter of cheese, so one state is making all this delightful cheese for everybody to enjoy. Meg: Cheese, yeah. David: Uh-huh. Abby: You know her parents aren't farmers, right? Meg: Yeah, but my grandpa was a cheese fanatic, so my dad loves talking cheese.
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, you said you were gonna break up with him. Abby: But I haven't found the right moment. Ellen: It's tough to find the right moment when you're so far apart. Abby: He lives in Williamsburg. Ellen: If you have to go over a bridge, it might as well be Jersey.
Beth: David was telling us that you've been married for 37 years. Ellen: On our way to 40. Richard: Yeah, but it feels like four minutes... underwater.
Beth: I want Thanksgiving. Ellen: What? Beth: I get Meg and David for Thanksgiving every year. David: I hear Wisconsin is beautiful in the fall. John: You're gonna love it. David: Yeah. Beth: And Christmas... and Easter. Ellen: But sometimes Christmas and Hanukkah overlap. Beth: Hanukkah's eight days. You'll manage. Ellen: But we'll lose some days for travel, especially with snow that time of year. Richard: Ellen, Ellen, Ellen... enough. Ellen: Ok. Richard: Ok? Ellen: Ok. John: Now, that's chutzpah. Ellen: Oh, yeah. Richard: I think they'll make good in-laws.
Jordan: Well, you all look surprised. Beth: We don't. John: We're not. Jordan: I'm just playing. Look, I get it, okay? People hear "Benjamin the Jew," and it's not what they think of, right? I am, not what they picture. Ha, ha, ha! John: Honestly, no. Jordan: I got two words for you, Big John. Ethiopian. Jews. John: From Ethiopia? Jordan: Yeah, the lost tribe, baby. Lost for thousands of years but... we're back.
Beth: So, why don't we all know about this? Jordan: You want to know why you don't know? Because we control the media. You know what we want you to know. Richard: Now, hold on there. Jordan: And the banks. David: Uh... Abby: Yeah. And Adam operates the space lasers that control the weather.
