Amy: He's dead. Marshall: Who? Amy: Mr. Kubat. Marshall: We just saw him last Saturday! Amy: You want your peaches? Marshall: When did he die? Amy: A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter. Gilbert: Poor guy, killed by pancake batter. Amy: Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time. Gilbert: Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out. Amy: Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches? Marshall: Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks. Amy: You just suck on them a while and they're okay.
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Amy: I don't wear pajamas, I sleep in the nude.
Marshall: Most of my friends' parents are either divorced or they hate each other.
Amy: I don't wear pajamas, I sleep in the nude.
Marshall: Most of my friends' parents are either divorced or they hate each other.
Gilbert: Wow, he had to go!
Amy: Clogging? What is this, "Hee-Haw"? Marshall: Hey, it worked, didn't it? Amy: Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes you look like a dork.
Gilbert: What should we call him? Amy: How about 'Mummy'? Marshall: How about Harold? Amy: Harold? Marshall: I don't know; he looks like my Uncle Harold. Amy: Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!
Marshall: He likes your hair. Amy: Must be my new conditioner. It attracts dead guys.
Marshall: I'm going to keep him. Amy: You can't keep him. Marshall: Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him. Gilbert: What do you mean, experiment? Marshall: Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde. Gilbert: They will? Marshall: Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?
Amy: So what movie are we going to see? Marshall: Warthead! Gilbert: You're crazy! Amy: You've seen it three times. Marshall: Four. And, you know, I learn more about the character every time. Amy: What's to learn? He's a monster. He eats people. Marshall: That is such a cultural stereotype.
Amy: He's dead. Marshall: Who? Amy: Mr. Kubat. Marshall: We just saw him last Saturday! Amy: You want your peaches? Marshall: When did he die? Amy: A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter. Gilbert: Poor guy, killed by pancake batter. Amy: Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time. Gilbert: Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out. Amy: Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches? Marshall: Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks. Amy: You just suck on them a while and they're okay.
Amy: What did you see? Gilbert: A coffin, a big scary coffin! Amy: Oh, wow. Marshall: Cool! Gilbert: Yeah, REAL cool, especially when there's a hand sticking out of it! Amy: Oh, man! Marshall: Mr. Kubat must've killed somebody.
