Customer Muhammed: All I want to know is... how can you, as a Black woman, bring yourself to worship a savior who looks like Kenny G? Customer: Ay... Kenny G put out a bomb-ass Christmas album!
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Eddie: Okay... so that's three orders of "hell naw", two orders of "ask ya mama", and one order of "negro please".
Ricky: Man, you cut hair like a bitch! Cuttin' little "I"'s in the back of people's heads an' shit!
Customer Muhammed: Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.
Eddie: The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!
Calvin: One day this shop's gonna be yours.
Kenard: Come on Calvin, you know I can't cut without the butt.
Ricky: Man, you cut hair like a bitch! Cuttin' little "I"'s in the back of people's heads an' shit!
Customer Muhammed: Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.
Eddie: The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!
All Female Yoga Group: HE... AIN'T... SHIT!
Calvin: One day this shop's gonna be yours.
Eddie: Okay... so that's three orders of "hell no", there's 2 sides of "ask yo' momma", and a large cup of "negro please"!
Kenard: Come on Calvin, you know I can't cut without the butt.
Miss Emma: Say grace first! Calvin: Oh, uh..."Jesus wept". Miss Emma: Why? Calvin: Why what? Miss Emma: Why did Jesus weep? Calvin: 'Cuz he was sad. Miss Emma: *Why* was he sad? Calvin: 'Cuz he was sad 'cuz they ain't let him eat his biscuit...
Gina: What Calvin NEEDS you to do is to get up off your fat ass an' cut some heads! Eddie: Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self?
Jimmy: So, you big time now, huh? you're the "Eminem" of the barber world now, huh? Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me "Slim Fadey!"
Customer Muhammed: All I want to know is... how can you, as a Black woman, bring yourself to worship a savior who looks like Kenny G? Customer: Ay... Kenny G put out a bomb-ass Christmas album!
