一個 Z 和兩個 O

Alba Bewick: I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father... or fathers. Oswald Deuce: You what? Oliver Deuce: You are? Alba Bewick: I am. Oswald Deuce: Good lord. Oliver Deuce: You can? Alba Bewick: Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception? Oswald Deuce: I'm not sure. Alba Bewick: You're not sure! Oswald Deuce: I'm delighted! Alba Bewick: You are delighted! Alba Bewick: A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance! Oswald Deuce: It might help! Give you more stability. Alba Bewick: Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. A womb on crutches is another. Oliver Deuce: So... who's the father? Alba Bewick: Well, well, well. Why don't you discuss it between yourselves? Oliver Deuce: Why, don't you know? Alba Bewick: Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are. Oswald Deuce: But you... Alba Bewick: NO BUTS! Alba Bewick: You're brothers, aren't you? What's a few spermatozoa among brothers!