Jonathan Barnavelt: Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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Jonathan Barnavelt: Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Jonathan Barnavelt: There's a clock in the walls. We don't know what it does, except... something horrible.
Jonathan Barnavelt: I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that's up to you.
Be a dear - fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
Jonathan Barnavelt: There's a clock in the walls. We don't know what it does, except... something horrible.
Jonathan Barnavelt: I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that's up to you.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Mrs. Zimmerman: Be a dear - fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
Mrs. Zimmerman: God, I hate pumpkins.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
Jonathan Barnavelt: I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that's up to you.
Mrs. Zimmerman: Be a dear - fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
Mrs. Hanchett: You've been playing your saxophone again. Jonathan Barnavelt: Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies of a free-form jazz odyssey. Mrs. Hanchett: I don't care what you play. But you're playing at 3: 00 in the morning, so I'm begging you. Jonathan Barnavelt: I'll try to keep it down around 3: 00 a.m. But, uh -- them's my best jammin' hours!
Lewis Barnavelt: This all feels weird. Florence Zimmerman: What's wrong with weird? Weird's like the nuts in my cookies. It's the nuts that make things interesting.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Three gongs... last time it was four. What happens when it gets down to one? Mrs. Zimmerman: Nothing good, that's for certain.
Lewis Barnavelt: Uncle Jonathan. This is my fault. Jonathan Barnavelt: Lewis, you helped us. You're the one who decoded the blueprints. Lewis Barnavelt: No. I mean I'm the one who brought Isaac back. Mrs. Zimmerman: Lewis? Jonathan Barnavelt: What are you talking about? Lewis Barnavelt: I opened the cabinet. I used your book. I-I'm so, so, so sorry. Jonathan Barnavelt: No, you couldn't have. You don't know enough magic to pull off a spell like that. Lewis Barnavelt: I just followed the directions. I bled onto the book. Mrs. Zimmerman: Oh, Lewis. Blood magic? Jonathan Barnavelt: That was my one rule. Lewis Barnavelt: I-I know. I'm sorry. Jonathan Barnavelt: And you broke it? Lewis Barnavelt: I didn't mean to. Jonathan Barnavelt: So you opened a forbidden cabinet and performed an unholy ritual on accident? Lewis Barnavelt: I didn't know Isaac was evil. You never told me. Jonathan Barnavelt: Oh, so this is my fault? Lewis Barnavelt: I didn't say that. Jonathan Barnavelt: Then what are you saying? What the hell were you thinking? Lewis Barnavelt: I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again. And I want my parents back. And I figured, if it worked here, I could go home and try it on them. I just want my mom. Jonathan Barnavelt: I'm sorry. It was a mistake. You coming here.
Jonathan Barnavelt: Jonathan Barnavelt: That Wasn't A Warlock Jonathan Barnavelt: It Wasn't Even Human... That Was A Demon... YOU RECKLESS IDIOT Isaac Izard: Yes Azazel The Fourth Prince Of Hell
Isaac Izard: I'm going to perform the greatest magic trick of all time! I'm going to make people Isaac Izard: disappear... Isaac Izard: ... Spin the world back to the beginning
Isaac Izard: Please, Jonathan. I taught you everything you know. I didn't teach you everything I know.
