Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing. Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
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Lightning: *Hey!* What are you doing? We're just here to buy a little dinner. You don't have to punch everything!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already?
Gutsy move, going without a bra! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah? I got a surprise for you: I took a dump on your porch!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!
Time to train! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: What have I done?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Now I wish I was blind in both eyes...
Lightning: Why don't you have a TV? I watch "Dancing with the Stars"! I'm an old man, I need to watch "Dancing with the Stars"!
Dante Slate, Jr.: We are in Kardashian sex tape money, baby!
Can I talk to you for a second? I'm your son. I thought maybe you could use a little help.
I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...
B.J.: You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.
Frankie Brite: You are planning on embarrassing yourself, Kid. A great performer knows when to leave the stage.
Lightning: Well, I'll never call you pussy again. Stupid maybe.
Dante Slate, Jr.: You think you're the only one who got ripped off? All my dad left me was a bad reputation!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!
Sally Rose: I think we depressed the shit out of these pigeons...
Dante Slate, Jr.: What's the matter, did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement this morning?
Lightning: *Hey!* What are you doing? We're just here to buy a little dinner. You don't have to punch everything!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already?
Dante Slate, Jr.: I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Now I wish I was blind in both eyes...
Lightning: Why don't you have a TV? I watch "Dancing with the Stars"! I'm an old man, I need to watch "Dancing with the Stars"!
Dante Slate, Jr.: We are in Kardashian sex tape money, baby!
B.J.: Can I talk to you for a second? I'm your son. I thought maybe you could use a little help.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...
B.J.: You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.
Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect! Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, *not* because of my height and race! Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black! Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?
Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it! Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass! Dante Slate, Jr.: Hear that? You didn't taste good!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out... Dante Slate, Jr.: This is some white people shit...
Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it. Dante Slate, Jr.: The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down. Lightning: Oh, the hearing aid. Goddamn thing drives me crazy, feels like R2-freaking-D2!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You gotta move on! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What, move on? Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Move on! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? Nothing, nothing!
Trey: What does BJ stand for? B.J.: Uh... Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Trey, BJ stands for Butterscotch and Jellybeans. Trey: I like butterscotch and jellybeans!
Lightning: What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls? Henry 'Razor' Sharp: He's a hero a far as I'm concerned, pal.
Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America? Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Lightning: Call it! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Hey, I never saw it coming, come on... Lightning: When were you going to tell me you were blind in one eye?
B.J.: He's blind! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What? How do you know? B.J.: My mother told me!... What, you think she made it up? You've been hammering him since the fight began!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here? Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, women are more verbal than men. Sally Rose: Women are more verbal than men? Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Yeah, I read it in a magazine article: "Women are More Verbal than Men".
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Hey, what's BJ stand for? Hah? B.J.: Bradley James. Stands for Bradley James. But I just... I like BJ. Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: We all do, kid. But it's one thing to get one and it's another to be called one.
Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping. Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him! Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: No you're not! Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm gonna fight. Sally Rose: Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm not. I'm not. Not at all. I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. I let him take from me the two things that mattered most: You and boxing. I just shut it out. I don't even have a TV. Can you believe that? Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident and be embarrassed, because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. I had some talent. I did. And I just walked away so early. I love you. Always have, always will. You're stuck with me, believe me. But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best. Sally Rose: No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It's the best we got. Sally Rose: Then go kick his ass. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, since you put it like that, he's a dead man.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing. Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
Sally Rose: Don't make this fight with him about me! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You remember the first thing you said to me? I did. Lightning: I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash. Lightning: You know why I said that garbage thing? I didn't want your head to get swelled up, you were so goddamn good.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... what happened? Really. Sally Rose: You were everything in my life. Then Kid beat you. And you were different. And I was lost. And everything started to fall apart... Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, this is ancient history. I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it. Sally Rose: I hope you've put it behind you. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I just want to keep it calm... But why HIM? I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? I can't get it through my head. I lay in bed at night, I want to pound my head against... I dream about killing this guy. Why HIM? He's the worst guy in the world. Why? Sally Rose: Okay. Okay. Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. Six months turned into a year. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title. Sally Rose: I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. And I even flew up to surprise you. And then I saw you with that woman. Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was, she just showed up. Sally Rose: What did I know? I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. And so... Kid.
Lightning: Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball... Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Ooh. Hey. Lightning: I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.
Trey: Sorry you lost, Kid. Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanna beat you! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Come on, come on! Come on! Come on!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm ready! Lightning: Yeah. You're the one-eyed monster.
Frankie Brite: You're the original media whore! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Your mother's a whore! Frankie Brite: You called my mother a whore? You called my mother a whore? You called my mo...
