Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
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Uncle Ben: What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down.
Glen: Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Monica: There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?
Freaky Student: I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.
Abernathy: When I got accepted here, it was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me!
Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
Sherman Schrader: I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
Kiki: Come again? No, really, come again. PLEASE come again!
Sherman Schrader: This place is awesome cause now I can finally get Hepatitis!
Bartleby Gaines: Hey! I hate my life. I'm a huge tool. Have fun being hot.
Glen: Keep your voices down, people are playing.
Uncle Ben: Do me a favor, enjoy your time here. You've got four years - the best years of your life. And then, you're f***ed!
Uncle Ben: What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down.
Glen: Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Monica: There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?
Freaky Student: I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.
Glen: WHAT ARE YOU?
Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
Sherman Schrader: I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
Kiki: Come again? No, really, come again. PLEASE come again!
Sherman Schrader: This place is awesome cause now I can finally get Hepatitis!
Glen: This kitchen is bitchin.
Abernathy: When I got accepted here, it was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me!
Bartleby Gaines: Hey! I hate my life. I'm a huge tool. Have fun being hot.
Uncle Ben: Present and accounted for! Dean Van Horne: Oh, for God's sakes! Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out. He's a drunk, he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes! Sherman Schrader: HEY, ASSHOLE! You're talking about my Mom's brother! Dean Van Horne: OH, SIT DOWN! Sherman Schrader: Okay. Uncle Ben: HEY! Why don't you take your *P-h-D*, and shove it up your *A-S-S*!
Sherman Schrader: Who was that? Bartleby Gaines: Oh, that's our mascot Sherman Schrader: A sandwich? You're the SHIT Sandwiches?
Bartleby Gaines: What the hell happened? Glen: An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away" Bartleby Gaines: Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, come on. Don't be scared. Sherman Schrader: Scared? I'm not scared. You're scared. Hands: Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper. Sherman Schrader: I told you that in confidence Hands! Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, you were afraid when you're tooth fell out because you were terrified of the Tooth Fairy. Sherman Schrader: That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling through my shit.
Bartleby Gaines: I could go to jail. Uncle Ben: Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it.
Sherman Schrader: Right, you date Monica Morlan. Hoyt Ambrose: That, I do. Sherman Schrader: Right, I think about her when I masturba...
Bartleby Gaines: You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing. Sherman Schrader: I didn't want to have anything to do with it. I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon. But then I realized, I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology. I said it, okay? I said it. Bartleby Gaines: So you're saying... you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head? Sherman Schrader: I'm saying I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head. I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head.
Bartleby Gaines: Hey Shrad, do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent? Sherman Schrader: Oh, yeah I do, actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
Girl: Can you sign a copy of your book for me? I got it on eBay. Uncle Ben: They sell my shit on eBay? Guy: You wrote a book? Uncle Ben: Yeah. That was back when I was drinking.
Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired? Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy. Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal? Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing. Bartleby Gaines: Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it.
Sherman Schrader: Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, what the hell was that? Bartleby Gaines: Uh, this is embarrassing. Bartleby Gaines: Are you kidding me? Sherman Schrader: It'd be really cool if you guys wouldn't... tell people I scream like that.
Bartleby Gaines: Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong? Rory: I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale. Bartleby Gaines: What? Why not? Rory: Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.
