Vladislav: You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.
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Vladislav: You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.
Vladislav: He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy.
Vladislav: We're vampires, we don't put down towels.
Vladislav: I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.
Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... sexy.
Viago: I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you, if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.
Deacon: I am doing an erotic dance for my friends, and you ruined it. I was in the zone, my friends were loving it.
Vladislav: You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.
Vladislav: He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy.
Vladislav: We're vampires, we don't put down towels.
Vladislav: I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.
Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... sexy.
Deacon: I am doing an erotic dance for my friends, and you ruined it. I was in the zone, my friends were loving it.
Viago: I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you, if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.
Anton, werewolf: What are we? We're... Anton, werewolf: We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.
Stu: I work for a company that... Basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements, and then we build software to fit those requirements. Pauline Ivanovich, The Beast: He is a virgin. He is a virgin! Vampire Witch: I can smell a virgin from a thousand paces. Deacon: Go on then. Go a thousand paces away and smell yourselves!
Stu: If we push "images" then we can see pictures of virgins. Vladislav, Viago, Deacon: Oh yes. Vladislav: I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that.
Deacon: The neighbors can see you flying around the house. You want to draw attention to this house, hm? Nick: You've got a whole documentary crew following you around.
Viago: You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. Deacon: Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
Deacon: This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans. Or simply dying of old age. But even old age is brutal. Watching your friends grow old. They can't piss, and they say stupid things, and their brains go, and they can't remember anything. And then one day they can't even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die. No, if I know Stu, this was probably the way he wanted to go. Disembowelled by werewolves. Blood and guts splayed onto the trees. His face torn to shreds. Deacon: I hope I made you feel better.
Deacon: Wait, let's kill them. Viago: No! Vladislav: Well let's just see what other safety points they have... and then maybe we'll kill them.
Nick: Twilight! Deacon: Shut up, Nick! You are not Twilight.
Viago: Petyr, get away from the sunlight! Deacon: Get in the shadows, Petyr! Viago: Get out of the sunlight! Vladislav: Get out of my way! Deacon: I'm going in! I'm coming, Petyr! Viago: Deacon, no, it's sunlight! Deacon: I'm coming for you! Viago: It's sunlight out there! It's sunlight! It's sunlight!
