Dr. Catheter: I swear to God, young man, I will never hurt anything ever again. There are some things that man is not meant to splice.
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Building Announcement: Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.
Brain Gremlin: The city so nice they named it twice! See it one time, won't you?
Leonard Maltin: Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.
Hulk Hogan: Gremlins? In this theater? Now?
Daffy Duck: Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?
Gremlin: I'm melting. I'm melting. What a world, what a world...
Martin: Well, Lewis, it's like I've always said: "If you want to find something weird, you have to go downtown."
Forster: Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Kate Beringer: Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.
Marla Bloodstone: Can I get some help here, please? I'm trapped in some sort of adhesive, polymer material and I'm on deadline!
Forster: This is a complete failure of management!
Dr. Catheter: Easy boy, nice boy... Now listen to me, I could get you diseases... you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Dr. Catheter: I've got ordnance in here that will bring down a charging Puma at fifty feet!
Mr. Wing: Television again! An invention for fools!
Marla Bloodstone: Billy, this attitude doesn't work for me.
Marla Bloodstone: Listen, this deadline - it's not my fault. They make me miserable, so I have to make you miserable.
Marla Bloodstone: Billy, this is just what I don't need right now.
Marla Bloodstone: It's a total suicide, red-alert, deadline emergency.
Marla Bloodstone: There's a very chicy restaurant. It's Canadian. They clean the fish right at your table.
Dr. Catheter: I swear to God, young man, I will never hurt anything ever again. There are some things that man is not meant to splice.
Daniel Clamp: Oh, I like that! They're off balance. We've got information they don't have. That's how you take somebody out!
Daniel Clamp: I'm making you an anchor. Six o'clock, weeknights. Huh? I want you to go to Barneys and see about some new clothes, though. Give this man a credit card. This says to me: Old World. Think about sweaters. Think avuncular!
Murray Futterman: Don't mess with Murray Futterman!
Daffy Duck: Well, if I'm not gonna star in this cartoon, we might as well just start the movie. Roll 'em!
Billy Peltzer: Where did you hear that tune ?
Daniel Clamp: These guys come in electric now ?
Building Announcement: Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.
Daffy the Gremlin: Is it safe?
Brain Gremlin: The city so nice they named it twice! See it one time, won't you?
Leonard Maltin: Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.
Hulk Hogan: Gremlins? In this theater? Now?
Daffy Duck: Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?
Gremlin: I'm melting. I'm melting. What a world, what a world...
Martin: Well, Lewis, it's like I've always said: "If you want to find something weird, you have to go downtown."
Forster: Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Kate Beringer: Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.
Forster: This is a complete failure of management!
Daffy the Gremlin: Loogie!
Gremlins: Make a Wish!
Dr. Catheter: I've got ordnance in here that will bring down a charging Puma at fifty feet!
Gremlin: Ooh, hair!
Mr. Wing: Television again! An invention for fools!
Marla Bloodstone: Billy, this attitude doesn't work for me.
Marla Bloodstone: Listen, this deadline - it's not my fault. They make me miserable, so I have to make you miserable.
Gremlin: I'm melting. I'm melting. What a world, what a world...
Marla Bloodstone: Can I get some help here, please? I'm trapped in some sort of adhesive, polymer material and I'm on deadline!
Dr. Catheter: Easy boy, nice boy... Now listen to me, I could get you diseases... you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Marla Bloodstone: There's a very chicy restaurant. It's Canadian. They clean the fish right at your table.
Building Announcement: Fire: The Untamed Element, Oldest of Man's Mysteries, Giver of warmth, Destroyer of forests, right now *this* building is on fire. Woman In Corridor: What? Building Announcement: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation!
Kate Beringer: Elevator, sound alarm! Bunch of Gremlins: ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH!
Kate Beringer: What happened to HIM? Billy Peltzer: I dunno. I guess they pushed him too far.
Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: Dr. Catheter, this just came for you. Dr. Catheter: Ah, splendid. This must be my malaria. Dr. Catheter: Rabies. I've got rabies, and I'm supposed to get the flu this week. Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: I think we have the flu out on back order. Dr. Catheter: May I have that Peggy? Peggy, the Lab Receptionist: Sure. Dr. Catheter: Thank you. Dr. Catheter: Back order, back order. All a man wants is some fresh germs!
Kate Beringer: Elevator: Please state your desired floor. Kate Beringer: Thirty-Eight Gremlins: Thirty Eight. *Thirty Eight* *Thirty Eight!* Gremlins: Going up. Kate Beringer: Elevator stop! Kate Beringer: Sound alarm. Gremlins: Erhn! Ehrn! Erhn! Erhn! Gremlins: HA HA HA Gremlins: Make a wish! Gremlins: Ah, Hair! Elevator: Going down. Lady: Elevator: The elevator doors have opened. Please watch your step. Kate Beringer: Uh, Uh Lady: We'll... we'll get the next one.
Heidi Kempf: Look, officer. Just let us in there. We'll take the responsibility. Cop: Forget it, lady. Most of the people are out of there now. Eric Shawn: Well, then what's in there. I've been to Beirut. Cop: Yeah? I'll bet they miss you there.
Grandpa Fred: Hey, hey, hey. Can you work a TV camera? Katsuji: Work a camera? I AM the camera.
Yogurt Customer #1: It's a rat. Yogurt Customer #2: Oh my God. Yogurt Customer #3: What's going on here? Did she say there was a rat? Yogurt Jerk #2: No, she said there was no rat.
Marla Bloodstone: It's a nuclear meltdown disaster, I mean it. Billy Peltzer: Listen, Marla, I am doing the best that I can. Marla Bloodstone: Billy, do me a favor. Do better!
Murray Futterman: We can't give up now. Washington didn't give up. Lincoln didn't give up. Kate Peltzer: Please! Murray Futterman: What's wrong? Kate Peltzer: Don't mention Lincoln. Something terrible happened to me when we were on Lincoln's birthday. I was six or seven and I had the day off from school and Mama let me go to the park. She made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I was going through that peanut butter and jelly sandwich phase. And this man with this... Billy Peltzer: Honey, I... Kate Peltzer: Beard and hat. He looked just like Abe Lincoln. Billy Peltzer: Honey, I really don't think we have time for this now, you know. Kate Peltzer: He had this raincoat. I remember, oh, God, he said, "Hello, little girl..."
Grandpa Fred: Hey, you two, the building's completely screwed up today. Billy Peltzer: Yeah, we know, Fred. Grandpa Fred: Heh heh, you're young. You know everything.
